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will you PLEASE get him some clothes?

(based on this post of mine)

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i may have had plans for reader to be cosplaying a vulcan and to get really into acting like one…. and for ford to have a.. /strong/ reaction to seeing them with the ears on

thinking of writing a fic where ford and reader go to a star trek convention together in california and there was a problem with booking their hotel room and *gasp*

there’s only one bed !

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stan would just be such an ass-smacking boyfriend. literally every time he walks by you, he’s smacking that ass

if the kids come around, he has to make a conscious effort not to. it’s like holding back a slingshot. the minute they’re out of the room though, he hits it a little too hard. might apologize, depending on how you act. probably not though

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sad wet ford.png

will you PLEASE get him some clothes?

(based on this post of mine)

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something something body switch trope but make it 4x the confusion n identity crisis!

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thinking of writing a fic where ford and reader go to a star trek convention together in california and there was a problem with booking their hotel room and *gasp*

there’s only one bed !

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@fandomtrashlmao look at my dad’s response and tell me you don’t understand why i told him

told my dad about the tumblr mpreg poll, by first saying “they want to get quark pregnant” with no precursor

he said “what?” so i explained it and said “one of the big contenders is quark.”

“…and stanford pines.”

“what? he’s too old. he’s past childbearing age.”

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skinny-dipping with ford in a secret little lake grove (while in a long-term relationship, after he’s gotten comfortable)

some gnomes steal his clothes. he’s yelling at them to come back, but he doesn’t want to get out of the water cause he’s naked, and now he’s feeling self conscious about that fact.

you’re already out of the water getting dressed. he asks for help. your eyes trail down his chest appreciatively and you say, “i dunno… i’m enjoying the view an awful lot.”

he’s exasperated and yells your name, tells you now is not the time to be ogling him, will you please give him some help?

you surrender and agree to go grab some clothes for him, tell him to wait there and you’ll be right back

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i’m nearly 7k words into the first draft of chapter 3 for Elementary, My Dear, and I have a clear direction for it so it can be expected sometime within the next few weeks.

i do have stuff planned with my nephew and niece though to take them out for their post-birthday shopping, so i cannot promise it will be very prompt.

but we’re getting there, just figured i’d give an update so y’all have an idea of where we’re at <3

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happy birthday to the stans ever

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Is this literally anything

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all i can think about is that ford hasn’t had his glasses prescription updated in over 30 years - how can bro SEE

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The Happy the “Dog” chronicles

That “dog” lives to be 30+ years old…

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then and now…

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I loveee your fanfic, Noodle was so cute!! It reminds me of gintonic’s comic about ford and his childhood stuffed animal TimTom (a two headed turtle). You’re so great!!!

oh i hadn’t seen that one!!! i really love when people play with those ideas though :3 ford having a pet with a genetic mutation just feels so comforting to me

my sister and i have gravity falls twin OCs, and when her character first meets ford and notices his hands, she says, “I had a polydactyl cat growing up!”

also thank you so much for the compliment 🥹 i write because i enjoy it, but readers like you make it even MORE enjoyable <3

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okay i vaguely thought i remembered something like this when i posted that last night then people were saying “he canonically says this though”

so i went and found it in journal 3

…for your edification ;P

Ford would probably say, “What the devil?!” like some 1920s detective