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#photography#boudouir#lingerie#rustic#selfie#booty#butt#ass for days#🍑#plus-sized#plus sized#big girl#no angel
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Should I start posting some of my writing on here orrrr??? 🤔
#text post#writing#writer#not really#but kinda#I have ideas#fandoms#multiple fandoms#csi#criminal minds#bones#fantasy#true blood#marvel#mcu#harry potter#loki#xena#svu#supernatural#buffy the vampire slayer#hogwarts#reign#Disney#probably not safe for work#lol
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NORMALIZE GIVING SHOWS A FINAL 10 EPISODE SEASON AFTER YOU CANCEL THEM MIDSEASON SO THE SHOW DOESN’T END UNRESOLVED!!
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lol. werewolf. 🐺
Here's a quiz for all you monsterfuckers to find out what monster would fall in love with you
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You’re a vampire hunter and you just discovered that your roommate is a vampire you would kill each other but the rent around where you live is ridiculously high so neither of you can afford killing the other.
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An office AI notices the high-stress levels of their employees. After management repeatedly refuses to implement measures to reduce stress, the AI takes measures into its own hands.
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Dewey’s purse
(Clip from Malcolm in the Middle, S2:E11)
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The superheroes and supervillains are angry with you because you help them both but they can’t kill you because you’re too valuable. You remind them, “look, I’m a doctor with healing powers following the medical code, it doesn’t matter who my patients are! Stop whining about it!”
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Alternate universe where I literally just to go to school forever (for free) so I can just learn about art and literature and history and languages for 100 years. No job skills. No credit requirements. No student loans. Just learning.
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Anyone in the mood for a derping ferret?
(Source)
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my favorite thing that’s ever come out of those dumb “gender reveal” parties, you know the ones, is that people make cakes and other baked goods for them right?
and since everything in this hellscape has to be gendered including colors, they gotta use both pink and blue frosting when they decorate to keep the prospective parents guessing before they cut the cake open and reveal how they’re gonna color-code their babies, but that also means:
people are out here making blue and white and pink baby cakes and just, unintentionally throwing the trans flag all over their pointless “gender” celebration and i think that’s just superb
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I just need a forehead touch. After a long day, just a single, doesn't even have to be long, forehead touch. Of all the intimate things that EO could do, I feel like a forehead touch would just be the most intimate.
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