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What kind of kissers are Flo, Ramone, Tim Treadless, Jackson Storm, The King, Sarge, Cal, and Cruz? How do they kiss their (possibly hypothetical) partner? Long and romantically, quick and casual, somewhere in between, or just affectionate nuzzles or otherwise?

Flo - quick, sweet, but meaningful

Ramone - long and passionate, just like him

Tim - sweet and light for romantic periods of time

Jackson - a little forceful, there’s a lot of tongue

Strip - whatever Lynda wants, he’s flexible, but prefers sensuality

Sarge - nuzzles and snuggles

Cal - 100% in it for the long haul, awkward at first, gets better as he relaxes

Cruz - quick and flirty if she’s having fun, long and meaningful if she’s serious

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Hugging, kissing, snuggling, and cuddling habits and headcanons for each car in Radiator Springs? How affectionate would they be towards a partner if they had one, if they don't have one already?

Doc - not really a kisser, but he does like a cuddle, it relaxes him

Sheriff - there used to be a reason he kept his grille as dapper as it is, he’s an excellent kisser, but also likes a more casual cuddle

Lizzie - she’s all over you with hugs and snuggles. no shame.

Red - the giant teddy bear is the master of all cuddles, will even give massages!

Mater - likes to kiss, but he’s admittedly not very good at it. Tries to make up for it by affectionate snuggles.

Guido - excellent hugger (½), also very good as massages

Luigi - excellent hugger (2/2), will snuggle until he falls asleep

Ramone - oooh baby is he a suave kisser, he’ll hold you tight and take you for a trip

Flo - counterpart to Ramone’s kissing superiority, but also loves intimate cuddling

Sarge - though tough on the outside, he’ll settle for a snuggle and a quick kiss

Fillmore - love is everywhere, man, he’ll do whatever you want, just name it

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Rate each male car in Radiator Springs 1-10 on how good they are at snuggling, how MUCH they like snuggling, and say why please? :D

Doc - 2/10, very stiff, grumbles a lot when he has to stay still for very long

Sheriff - 8/10, always down for cuddles, very accommodating, but tends to fall asleep

Red - 10/10, the ultimate snuggle machine, will do anything for you

Ramone - 7/10, woos you to snuggle with him, is very affectionate, but often wants to take it further

Luigi - 6/10, really likes to snuggle, but isn’t good at taking cues, wiggles a lot

Guido - 9/10, talks to you in Italian, gentle strokes with his forks, lets you fall asleep on him

Sarge - 3/10, never initiates, tries to avoid snuggles, but stays still if you lean on him

Fillmore - 5/10, he’s not sober enough to understand what’s going on, but he knows he likes it so he goes along with it

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If the next gen racers sang, what song would they sound most like?

Jackson - How Soon Is Now? by The Smiths (come on, you can see it too)

Cruz - We R Who We R by Kesha (maybe a little less party-girl-ish but you get the idea)

Danny - I Like It by Enrique Iglesias feat. Pitbull (he can do both parts!)

Bubba - Wagon Wheel by Darius Rucker (his inner country boy def shows when he sings)

Ryan - Fishin’ In The Dark by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band (cue some small town bar scene)

Chase - Celebrity by Brad Paisley (clearly, he does not know how to be a celebrity)

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Things I find hilarious - this part of the first movie. 

The RSN overlays people can’t even be bothered to correct Chick’s pointer.

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Lizzy is such an underappreciated character. She needs more love, seriously. In just the first movie, she:

insults Ramone, asking him if he’s a lemon

says she wants to “get a look at that sexy hot rod”

*continues to stare at Lightning the entire duration of that sequence*

is unafraid to tap dat @$$ (Van should feel privileged)

roasts Luigi’s storefront because it looks terrible

can’t remember anything, but when she talks to Stanley’s statue, she knows darn well what’s happening

has no idea that most of the town is gone to watch Lightning’s race

calls the television a radio

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Cruz takes a video of Lightning doing the turn at the Butte and posts it with the deja vu music

Ah, the sounds of yesteryear….

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This needs to be a headcanon: Lightning uses the Zumba song he played to Cruz in his 'apology dance' as his ringtone.

Cruz hates it. HATES it. She can’t stop seeing flashbacks of his terrible apology dance whenever he gets a call.

“Please stop.”

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and even more Jackson Storm gifs

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the many more expressions of Jackson Storm

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the many faces of Stormy-boy

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me hiding from my responsibilities

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i had to gif this because snoot boop

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Finished that Morca boy, dancin’ away there ~

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