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I feel so called out rn

gender is a coin that everyone said was gonna land on heads or tails but i turned mine into one of those pressed pennies from the museum. it’s got a dinosaur on it

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Old King Cole's squatting form looks pretty good in this pic, maybe he should just plant his feet a bit further apart for stability and knee protection /j

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And no one figured out that anything was wrong because placebo, and Marius will continue prescribing people gumdrops <3

marius has prescribed someone gumdrops, because he confused them with coughdrops

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The bored JD in the background is Jonny being *done* waiting for the One Braincell Trio to finally fucking come back with a story, and Kurt and Ram are Ashes and Tim, excitedly betting on whether or not Lyf will buckle before the trio does something stupid enough that would make New Midgard explode before the Ratatosk express even comes back

This but Prison!Mechs and Lyfrassir

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What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

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Marius Von Raum VS Gunpowder Tim, the ultimate violin face off

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This is a real photo from an actual Mechs gig, I have decided

Just imagining Jonny getting hungy mid-gig, and Brian going "no, bad puppy" and just sitting on his lap so he can't leave xD

brian and jonny as a random reference photo i found

reference photo under the cut

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couldnt decide who should wear which so you get both. voila

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Catboy!Marius von Raum currently living rent-free inside my head

(Got some fics about him, too :3)

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Sinking Town 💧

Featuring The Story of The Toy Soldier!

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Update on the venus flytrap!! Everyone, meet Little Dragon <3

I'm getting myself a venus flytrap in a few days and I'm very excited about it, so I decided that baby Jonny should also be excited about it :3

Raccoon design mostly inspired by a fun fic I read recently :D

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I'm getting myself a venus flytrap in a few days and I'm very excited about it, so I decided that baby Jonny should also be excited about it :3

Raccoon design mostly inspired by a fun fic I read recently :D

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Allos really be like "My life is over, what do I do?? I could totally run away- oh, hello. How about adult fun time?"

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Every mechanisms song:

*sad viola intro* jonny d’ville: once upon a time, there were two lesbians who were in love and also in space. But the spgovernment (space government) wanted to kill them, and so they were forced to flee.

jessica law (to the tune of old macdonald): oooh baby I love you. I’m so sorry the spgovernment wants to kill us because we committed genocide *drumbot brian starts banging out the tunes* [CHORUS]

jonny d’ville: you see, these two lovers had actually committed genocide.

literally any of the other band members: *slightly higher voice than usual* my dearest, I love you too. I’d do anything to protect you, even sacrifice my life for yours [CHORUS AGAIN]

*worst harmonica you’ve ever heard in your life*

[CHORUS ONE FINAL TIME] (it goes really hard even though it’s still to the tune of old macdonald)

*outro music* jonny d’ville: and then they both died. not even in each others’ arms or anything. yeah it was really depressing

and then it’s the best fucking song you’ve ever heard

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Lyf: when you said you were magical in bed this isn't what I was expecting

Marius: IS THIS YOUR CARD??

Lyf: Holy shi-

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Air jail for Brian!! >:3

... What did he do tho?

YYYOINK!

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DO NOT DO THIS!!!

If a website has a paywall, like New York Times, DO NOT use the ctrl+A shortcut then the ctrl+c shortcut as fast as you can because then you may accidentally copy the entire article before the paywall comes up. And definitely don't do ctrl+v into the next google doc or whatever you open because then you will accidentally paste the entire article into a google doc or something!!!! I repeat DO NOT do this because it is piracy which is absolutely totally wrong!!!