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SOMEONE ALREADY CRACKED THE WEBSITE AND GOT A MAJORITY OF THE SECRET CODEWORDS! I'm putting them all here in image form because there's a crapton, have fun!

6 images in all, you'll probably have t. Save them and zoom in. Go nuts ya'll!

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Person A : If Lucifer exists. Do you think Lucifer would give me a chance-?

Person b : He wouldn't

Person a : You don't support my delulu

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I surrender, I can't fight it anymore I would give him my soul, you're telling me he is handsome as fuck, a short king AND HILARIOUS AS FUCK?

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Imagine your otp

Person A : You were my gay awakening

Person B : What?

Person A : I became GAY because of YOU!

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Imagine your oTP

Person A : I wanna do this TikTok trend where they're about kiss but don't

Person B : I would kiss you

Person A : wah-

Person C : I'm down to kiss you

Person : THAT'S NOT THE TREND

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A : Hi honey ❤️ I love you

B : Hello love 😘 I love you more

A : No! I love you more!

B : NO!! I love you the most!

A : Well! love you to the sun and moon

B : Hey! I lov-

C : For the love of god! Not in front my salad

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JAIL TIME

A calling C at 3am

A : Hell-

C : are you in jail again?

A : please don't tell B

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okay i love how everybody agreed that todoroki catches fire whenever his gay heart cannot take midoriya’s very existence.

But thats also pretty dangerous? So i’d like to think that Yaoyoruzu, Jirou, and maybe Kaminari (who got roped into helping) trained Todoroki to control his flames Hence, Todoroki would try to not to set shit on fire while they flash pictures/videos of the precious broccoli. Level 1 would be a normal smiling picture of midoriya. Yaoyoruzu realized the shit ton of work they had to do when Todoroki caught on fire with just that. They managed to reach level 12 where Todoroki could keep his flames in control while an adorable midoriya eating katsudon happily was flashed before him. Jirou thought it was time to level things up and played a video of Midoriya wearing a maid outfit from the cultural festival last year and Todoroki lost it. They may have (barely) reached level 20 and they got away with barely burnt eyebrows. But that was progress! Todoroki didn’t combust when he saw the video of Midoriya doing push ups without a shirt, or when they were at the pool and he looked so hot! But through it all, he was able to maintain his fire at the perfect level. Yaoyoruzu, Jirou and by extension, Kaminari (who was almost always the one who takes the full brunt of todoroki’s flames) because their gay son is finally able to control his fire! But that moment of joy was ruined when midoriya literally walks towards them looking flushed from training and not 3 seconds later Todoroki sets himself on fire again. Yaoyoruzu then realized that she might’ve under estimated Todoroki’s gayness.

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Louis : Okay! Let's do plan E

Legoshi : but Bill dies in plan E

Louis : Exactly!

Bill : the fuck?!?!?

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A : I WANT A DIVORCE!

B : I'M SORRY!

A : YOU FUCKING BETRAYED ME!

B : YOU KNEW THAT I HAD TO DO IT!

A : FUCK YOU

C : what the heck is going on??

A : They-

B : *crocodile tears streaming down his face* I-I *sniff* They l-lost 10times in uno!

C : *Deadpans and leaves*

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Incorrect quotes

A : *running out a burning house with B* what caused the fire?!?

B: *freezes up* I swear I'm innocent

A : Bullshit, I blame you for all of this and Also C I blame them also

C : What the heck did I do?!?

A : I don't know but I know you did something

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Tubbo, lifting up a blanket: Tommy? Are you ready to come out and be a functioning member of society yet?

Tommy: *Hisses*

Tubbo, dropping the blanket: Understandable, have a nice day.

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What's wrong with Gandhi?

Where do I begin?

- Criticized the Jews for defending themselves against the Holocaust because he insisted that they should have committed public mass suicide in order to “shame” the Germans instead of fighting back. His exact words were, “But the Jews should have offered themselves to the butcher’s knife. They should have thrown themselves into the sea from the cliffs. As it is, they succumbed anyway in their millions.”

- Wrote an open letter to the British people in 1940 telling them to surrender to the Axis even if it mean accepting genocide.

- Was very anti-black. I hope you can stomach reading how he treated black people in South Africa. It’s fucking disgusting.

- Refused his wife life-saving medication (for religious reasons), but those religious reasons all of a sudden no longer applied to him when he was in a similar position.

- Refused to have sex with his wife for the last 38 years of their marriage. He felt that in order to test his commitment to celibacy, he would have beautiful young women (including his own great niece) lie next to him naked through the night. His wife, whom he described as looking like a “meek cow” was no longer desirable enough to be a solid test.

- Believed that Indian women who were raped lost their value as a human.

- During his time as a dissident in South Africa, he discovered that a young male was harassing two of his female followers. He responded by cutting the girls’ hair off to ensure the “sinner’s eye” was “sterilized.” He later boasted about the incident in his writings, pushing the message to all Indians that women should carry responsibility for sexual attacks upon them.

- Argued that fathers could be justified in killing daughters who had been sexually assaulted for the sake of family and community honor.

- Believed that menstruation was a manifestation of the distortion of a woman’s soul by her sexuality.

- Waged a war against contraceptives, labeling Indian women who used them as whores.

- Held the attitude that women were simply creatures that could bring either pride or shame to the men who own them.

Sources:

Websites:  Women Suffer From Gandhi’s Legacy,  People who most likely chose Gandhi as a historical figure to do a report on and immediately regretted it, On Mahatma Gandhi, his pathetic racism and advancement of segregation of black people by Sentletse Diakanyo, Not All Peaceful: 13 Racist Quotes Gandhi Said About Black People by Nick  Chiles

Books: Sex and Power by Rita Banerji, On Pacifism by Derrick Jensen,  The Collected Works of Mahatma Gandhi

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          If there were bloopers for the Destiel sex scene:

                                                         Take 1

Misha as Castiel: *Staring heatedly at Dean*

Jensen: *Sings* It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.

Misha: *Starts pretending to strip seductively*

Director: *Chuckles* Cut!

                                                          Take 2

Jensen as Dean: *Roughly pushes Castiel against the wall*

Jensen & Misha as their characters: *Share an intense look*

Jensen as Dean: *Smirks then starts to lean in*

Misha: *Turns his head at the last minute and starts giggling*

Jensen: Lock it up, Mish!

Director: Cut!

                                                          Take 3

Jensen & Misha as their characters: *Making out heatedly against the wall*

Misha: *Suddenly jumps and pulls away from Jensen, covering his mouth with his hand*

Jensen: *Wide eyed staring at Misha with a mixture of disbelief and controlled horror* Did I just bite your lip?

Misha: I think you did. *Moves his hand away and licks his lips* Am I bleeding?

Jensen: “Oh fuck-”

Members of the crew: *Awkwardly chuckling*

Misha: Slow your roll cowboy. We haven’t even made it to the bed yet.

Jensen: *Blushes with a sheepish grin then turns away*

                                                          Take 4

Jensen & Misha as their characters: *In the middle of groping and thrusting on the bed, both unclothed from the waist up*

Director: Okay, guys, we better cut.

Jensen: Why? What’s wrong? I thought that was good.

Jared: *Walks on to the set.*

Misha: *Smirks* Good call.

Jensen: *Rolls eyes*

                                                          Take 5

Misha as Castiel: *Finishes frantically unbuttoning Dean’s shirt and pushes it off his shoulders*

Jensen as Dean: *Reaches out to grab Cas’ tie and then roughly yanks it down.*

Misha: *Stumbles forward into Jensen’s arms and makes an over exaggerated choking noise*

Director: Cut!

Jensen: *Looks down at Misha and sees him laughing hysterically before slowly looking into the camera wearing his own grin* Wasn’t that supposed to come off?

                                                          Take 6

Jensen: *Lying on top of Misha with a disappointed frown as he shifts around awkwardly* Anything?

Misha: *Shakes head* Not even a wiggle down there.

The whole crew: *Laughing and smirking*

Director: *Drops his head* Okay, guys. That’s a cut.

                                                          Take 7

Misha: Where do I put my hands?

Jensen: Wherever you want to, baby. *Winks flirtatiously*

Director: We’re still rolling!

Misha: *Says in complete monotone* I’ll just stick them down your pants. No one will notice.

Jensen: *Turns away from the camera and covers his mouth to keep himself from laughing*

Director: *Sighs dramatically* Cut!

                                                          Take 8

Misha as Castiel: *Looks anxiously up at Dean’s face, hesitant and unsure of his next move*

Jensen as Dean: *Whispers* It’s okay, Cas. I’ve got you. I got you… *Gently covering Cas’ neck with comforting kisses*

Misha: *Desperately clings to Jensen’s back* Never let go, Jack.

Jared: *Practically falls over laughing*

Director: Maybe this was a mistake.