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Bellatrix: *mocking Sirius*

Sirius: I don’t need to see your snap dog filter pictures to know you’re a bitch

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Crows as Harry Potter characters

Kaz: Snape vibes all along, he’s just a lot better.

Inej: Ginny and Nymohadora omg

Jesper: if anyone says anything except for Sirius, you WATCH me.

Wylan: REMUSSS

Nina: fanon James

Matthias: bit of Regulus, bit of James

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Sirius: there is a gun that can make people quiet

Sirius: a regular gun can do that too

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Marlene McKinnon headcanons

James cousin

Older by Maruaders by 1 year

Fucken hates Sirius bc imagine drinking your whiskey peacefully and a dog starts drooling on you for some

Doesn’t like dogs

‘They drool’

‘So do you, Marlene, over Dorcas.’

Has an older brother called Marley

Lesbian lesssgoooo

The only reason he doesn’t hate Slytherin is bc of Dorcas

The one and only host of girls night

Gives lily advice but she doesn’t take it bc why should she

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Natasha: *to Loki* I’m taking you to therapy

Tony: did you mean Thor-apy

Loki: what? What will he do if I don’t listen to that soft man

Tony: the only thing soft then would be your skull

Thor: why hello there :)

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James: why don’t you like your family?

Sirius: they are assho-

James: SIRIUS

Sirius: fine

Sirius: them human beanie meanie like zucchini

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Sirius: what does Santa say to his Christmas prostitutes?

Everyone:

Sirius: hoe hoe hoe

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Impossible

Six of Crows Hogwarts AU

Jesper had always wondered what Kaz Brekker’s patronus was.

Perhaps a lion? A larger-than-Nagini sized snake? A sea creature? A massive dementor which would eat up it’s own kind?

Today would be the day Jesper would find out. And he was pumped.

In fact, he was so excited, Jesper got to the DADA class early. And he was never early. Jesper was either right on time—boarderline late—or fully late.

There was only a couple kids waiting patiently in the class when Jesper got there.

A petite Slytherin girl with a long braid, two Gryffindor’s, a hulking guy with blond hair, a girl sat next to him, and a cute curly haired Hufflepuff.

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Tonks headcanons

Pan 🏳️‍🌈

Punk rock music genre

This human watches horror and ends up laughing at it

Would get along with maraudettes very well.

Soft e-girl (I dont know the proper name for it sorry)

Anger issues go brrrrrrrrr

Loves making kids laugh(she could be a wonderful babysitter)

Scared of the ocean

Greek mythology go brrrrr (Zeus is an asshole)

Horrible at chess

Extrovert

Talkative( she got too much detentions for talking in class)

One of Filch’s biggest nightmare

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Snape: *mockingly* you know why you’re the smallest child of the Black family?

Regulus: because good things should come last?

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*After a person leaves*

Remus: it was really stuffy in here

Remus: or maybe you were taking all of the oxygen

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Sirius: just like how there are lite versions of apps for less space like Instagram lite or Facebook lite,

Sirius: I just found out that I’m angry lite

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there i fixed it

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someone had to say it 😳

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Alright let’s talk about remadora because I hate that pairing with my entire being.

Absolutely no hate to people who like it but remadora is one of the most problematic canon ships in Harry Potter. The only reason it’s not the most problematic one is because snily has the first place

And no I don’t say it because I ship wolfstar. The fact that I ship wolfstar has nothing to do with why I don’t like remadora. I would still hate it if Sirius didn’t even exist and wolfstar wasn’t a thing at all.

First of all, Remus. did. not. want. that. relationship.

He was guilt tripped into it.

And don’t say “he didn’t want because he didn’t think he deserved her. Not because he didn’t love her”

Yes, he didn’t want a relationship because of the reasons based on his self worth issues and anxiety.

BUT THOSE ARE STILL VALID REASONS THAT SHOULD BE RESPECTED

Because anxiety and depression doesn’t magically cure itself when you “find the right person”

In fact, they might even get worse. And this is exactly what we see in Remus. He hated himself even more because he thought he ruined her life too.

Also their marriage was so rushed. They have a fight about Remus not wanting to be with her but then two months later they’re married?

I’m absolutely not saying she forced him. But he definitely felt so much public pressure into marrying her. He even says it himself that he “made that decision against his better judgment,” that it was a “grave mistake” and that he “regretted it ever since.”

You can’t tell me the only reason he felt that way was because he thought “she deserved better.” That could surely be a factor, but definitely wasn’t the only reason.

I mean come on guys we all know “It’s not you it’s me” and “you deserve better then me” are the top two break up excuses. People find it hard to say “I don’t love you anymore” so they just twist their words.

Like- he literally tried to walk out on them when he found out she was pregnant. He only went back because Harry told him to. And if it takes a seventeen year old telling you for you not leave your pregnant wife alone in the middle of a war, you should probably take a second look into that relationship.

Also do you really think Tonks greeted him with open arms when he came back? What Remus did probably put some walls between them and definitely left a huge scar in their relationship.

Which is why, this relationship harms Tonks as much as it does to Remus.

We can all agree Remadora is just a big assassination on Tonks’ character.

She’s a cheerful, independent person who has a great role in the Order. But then she falls into depression because the guy she liked didn’t love him back.

It’s completely understandable to have depression while you’re in the middle of a war, but she’s depressed just because Remus didn’t want her. And then her depression magically cures once she marries him. Then she immediately gets pregnant and stops fighting for the Order.

You can tell how she changed only by looking at her looks. That marriage just ruined her character.

And it wouldn’t take so long for her to realize how this relationship effects her.

Trust me, I’ve seen so many relationships like this in my extended family. The woman who’s full of life and cheer marries this older guy who’s so distant and unwilling in their relationship.

And every time, they either have a horrible divorce or the man simply becomes invisible in the relationship while woman breaks under all the pressure of trying to make a one sided relationship work, taking care of the house, and kids all at the same time.

Because like it or not, Remadora is a one sided relationship. The only reason Remus stays is because of all the public pressure people put on him.

It’s not a healthy relationship by any means. And all it does is to harm both sides.

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wolfstar was canon and remodora didn’t exist. end of story. (don’t get me wrong I ADORE tonks)