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the force you use to throw your arm at the wall is greater than the force holding together your bones but less than the force holding together the wall. Therefore... Arm goes craaaaaccckekek, wall doesn't notice, and I laugh because you just ran into a wall and that's usually my thing.

ok science side of tumblr, explain this

*breaks my arm on a concrete wall*

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Blue dress: OMG IS THAT A FISH!!? White shirt: shit I'm gonna run into that tree

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YUPITY YUP YUP

Reblog if you support equal rights because I do 💕

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I AM INVINCIBLE.... Just dont touch me hair

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This is what I woke up to this morning. Thanks dad.

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yup

I so badly want this to be an intentional joke about my shitty attention span but no, I really forgot

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One of the all time best Hollywood People. We’ll always remember you #CarrieFisher

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*whispers* is they gone?

http://iglovequotes.net/

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I tried this once, is was neither pleasant tasting nor as adorable

http://iglovequotes.net/

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During a test

Me: It's fine. It's just a test.

The Kids next to me: I am totally gonna fail

Parents: You Can NOT fail otherwise we disown you

The Teacher: It gonna be reeeeaaaaaalllll hard.

Grades: You need to pass this.

Common Sense: ALRIGHTY! WE ARE TO USE ARE AMAZING DEDUCTION SKILL AND TOTALLY GUESS OUR WAY THROUGH THIS WHICH USUALLY DOESN'T WORK BUT WE GOT THIS!

My brain: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anxiety: holyfreakingshityouissooooogonnafailyouidioyouisasuchgonneryougonnagetdisownedyoushouldhavestudiedinsteadofstayingupallnightooohhhhhyougonnagetitnowmotherofthelordywhatthehelldidyouthinkyouwasdoingyoublubberingidiotyoumother-

ADHD: WAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! HHEY HEY HEYHEY HEYHEYHEYEHYEHYEHEYHEEYHDFSHLASJDLKJAKTHIS IS A STUPID TEST!OHLOOKMYPEN-OHMYGOD IS THAT A PLANE!? THE ANSER IS A- YOUR MOM! AHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHLSFH;ASYTHHEFAISRHWIRAAGUJERIT-U

*falls asleep*

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Aw poor brick.

Reblog if you accept all genders, sexualities, races etc

And hit yourself in the face with a spiky brick several times if you are a discriminating asshole.

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Why not?

new blog!

hey there I decided to make a fandom blog so the fandoms don’t overrun my main ( @studey ) and I need some new blogs to follow! So like or reblog if you post the following:

star wars

supernatural

hannibal

teen wolf

ncis 

the 100

harry potter

the raven cycle 

jane the virgin

in the flesh

panic! at the disco

hamilton

les miserables 

heathers

80s movies in general

and I’ll check you out! Even if it isn’t on this l list but you think I’d be interested, like it/reblog it anyway!

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Let's see. I need one about Madison, one about Jefferson, one about Burr, oh and one about how I wanna fight not write and one about.....

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Me in the car: HAMILTON WROTE... *roles down window and screams* THE OTHER 51!!!

Guy driving next to me: *scared silence*

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Is he in Jersy?

Alexander Hamilton (Hamilton)

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Hamilton

I have come up with the name for Hamilton fans. Hammies.Probably already called this but I confirm it if so.

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Huh