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LOTM is so peak guys I swear the animators are just flexing half the time.

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hey op great meme but you know its a crime that you didn't even include #slackware in the tags right?

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I spent half my day adding parameter #33 and #34 to a hundred constructors today.

I want to run the codebase through the shredder.

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I get a shady feeling from job postings on tumblr. is it just me ?

Like its gotta be bots trying to steal your info right? like which company in there right mind goes to tumblr to advertise an opening?

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the kernel is already on github, but its a mirror

Unfounded predictions on how the software industry is going to go based on pure autism:

-the pendulum is swinging back to simple very well performing software

-Microsoft is going to get caught embedding an individual copy of edge for every single button or something

-Microsoft goes out of business by 2035. With no mainstream pc os the average user just switches to android. Android gaming desktops become a thing

-Rust becomes the new c++, not in that it replaces it because it's better but it accumulates so many extensions and hacks you hate it but your boss needs you to use it anyways

-Java2tm or C## comes out in 2035 to universal acclaim. By 2041 it will be considered a crime against humanity

-x86 dies, ARM begins racing to become as shitty as them

-At some point TSMC is destroyed and all computer hardware is set back 10 years. Besides a new collectors market for RTX cards nobody especially notices or cares. Games simply turn off 5% of their shaders

-Generative AI is a fad and goes back to being nothing. Now everyone's into quantum computing, which is also a fad and will lead to nothing

-The linux kernal becomes sentient but only to start more discourse in it's github issues.

-Github is bought out by Disney. They don't know what to do with it but the logo is now that damn wizard hat rat

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Unfounded predictions on how the software industry is going to go based on pure autism:

-the pendulum is swinging back to simple very well performing software

-Microsoft is going to get caught embedding an individual copy of edge for every single button or something

-Microsoft goes out of business by 2035. With no mainstream pc os the average user just switches to android. Android gaming desktops become a thing

-Rust becomes the new c++, not in that it replaces it because it's better but it accumulates so many extensions and hacks you hate it but your boss needs you to use it anyways

-Java2tm or C## comes out in 2035 to universal acclaim. By 2041 it will be considered a crime against humanity

-x86 dies, ARM begins racing to become as shitty as them

-At some point TSMC is destroyed and all computer hardware is set back 10 years. Besides a new collectors market for RTX cards nobody especially notices or cares. Games simply turn off 5% of their shaders

-Generative AI is a fad and goes back to being nothing. Now everyone's into quantum computing, which is also a fad and will lead to nothing

-The linux kernal becomes sentient but only to start more discourse in it's github issues.

-Github is bought out by Disney. They don't know what to do with it but the logo is now that damn wizard hat rat

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Magic beans indeed. They sprouted and carried us away from the devil (XML).

Java Spring is an underrated framework.

It has magic beans.

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My cat has officially stole my office chair.

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I support your decision.

DM me if you help

I am going to start learning Java.

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I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA KILL THE DUMBASS WHO DECIDED TO DO NETWORK MAINTENANCE AT 5PM ON FRIDAY THE 13th

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yep that's what I did, but with a pi 4.

Just got done setting up a CUPS print server because there is no way in hell I'm connecting this (gifted) HP printer to the network

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Just got done setting up a CUPS print server because there is no way in hell I'm connecting this (gifted) HP printer to the network

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Just got done setting up a CUPS print server because there is no way in hell I'm connecting this (gifted) HP printer to the network

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Type erasure can really be a bitch sometimes

Scratch that, its a bitch most of the time

Like I get why its a thing and how we got here but dammit why is serialization/deserialization so hard sometimes

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guess who took down prod today because timezones?

I FUCKING HATE TIMEZONES. TIMEZONES ARE THE WROST I WANT TO SHOOT JOHN TIMEZONE