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Jihoon: You can't test love. When I met Soonyoung, it seemed he was more in love with his best friend than with me.

Soonyoung: Honey, they've got that almond biscotti Seokmin loves, so I was wondering if I can borrow some money so I can get him some.

Jihoon: No, you got him a present yesterday.

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*Mark at an interview*

Interviewer: Mark, you’re the married man. How’s Donghyuck?

Mark: Well. Last week he was supposed to go buy gas but he came home with novelty cookie cutters.

Mark: So, now, everything we eat is shaped like dinosaurs.

Mark, fondly: He’s amazing. I love him.

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*alien starts abducting Changkyun with their spaceship*

Changkyun: woah woah woah. Hold on. Let me ask my mom about this first.

Alien: that’s okay, take your time.

Changkyun: thanks. *shouts* KIHYUN HYUNG, CAN I GET ABDUCTED BY THIS ALIEN?!?!

Kihyun: *shouts back* YEA SURE, JUST BE BACK BEFORE DINNER!!

Changkyun: aight man. He said it’s cool.

Alien: cool

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Baekhyun: Just a heads up if I ever act dumb I’m joking.

Baekhyun: I’m 100% smart and know literally everything.

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Minseok: I've only ever said "I love you" to two people in my life

Minseok: Jongdae

Minseok: and Jongdae with blonde hair

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Dongmin, jokingly: Sanha, it’s 4 in the morning. Did someone glue you to the fridge?

Sanha, hand on the handle of the fridge: No...

Dongmin:

Sanha:

Dongmin, now serious: Sanha, did you glue yourself to the fridge?

Sanha:

Sanha: ...yes

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Changkyun: Kihyun hyung, in your professional opinion, how would I die?

Kihyun: Murder. Gangland style execution. We never find your head.

Hyungwon: That’s a shame.

Jooheon: *Silently raises finger in question*

Kihyun: You slip in a tub.

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Seungcheol: How come every time I take you kids to the mall it burns to the ground?

Chan: I blame the economy.

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Jeonghan: Today in the store, I looked away for five seconds, and when I looked back, Soonyoung was holding two ornaments: a bucket of popcorn and a Lightning McQueen.

Jeonghan: His brand may be niche, but at least he owns it.

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Jaehwan: I might have done something you told me never to do again.

Minhyun: That… is a very long list.

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You see the inside of my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I’m walking on a red carpet.

Choi Minki

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Kihyun: All in all, a 100% successful trip

Hyunwoo: We lost Minhyuk!

Kihyun: All in all, a 100% successful trip

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Sanha: When's the last time I ever asked you for anything?

Dongmin: Yesterday. You asked me to look in your ear to see if there was a ladybug in it.

Sanha: Okay, when's the last time I ever asked you for anything that wasn't a medical emergency?

Dongmin: Yesterday. You asked me to look in your ear to see if there was a ladybug in it.

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Chan: are you two dating?

Seungkwan, resting his head on Vernon’s lap: what gives you that impression?

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Seokmin [texting]: With great boredom comes great irresponsibility!

Seungcheol: Please tell me you’re not on the Nu'est dorm roof again.

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Soonyoung: *walks by*

Jihoon: Well, well, if it isn’t the emotions I’m trying to avoid.

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Seungcheol: We’re all very close. We love each other so much. Watch, Chan! Would you slap any of your members for $1.5 million?

Chan: I’d do it for two slices of pizza and a cold drink.

Seungcheol: *laughs nervously* He’s just kidding.