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funkin-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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SEND ME A CHARACTER AND I’LL DO THIS;
Sexuality Headcanon: Gender Headcanon: A ship I have with said character: A BROTP I have with said character: A NOTP I have with said character: A random headcanon: General Opinion over said character:
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funkin-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Senpai: Something very LGBT is gonna happen to me today
Senpai: and it’s not homophobia coming from my mouth.
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funkin-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Deimos: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?
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funkin-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Senpai: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.
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funkin-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Psychic: Spirit , I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.
Spirit : Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?
Boyfriend: No but it is ours
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funkin-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Senpai: *upon seeing what the hell they made him* Be right back, gonna hit the toilet for a quick power sob.
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funkin-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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why do you use a queue
Consistency
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funkin-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Alucard: I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood.
Alucard: I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040, and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong. And the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404".
Alucard: And I actually laughed out loud.
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funkin-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Hank: The more knives you have the more valid you are.
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funkin-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Grace, post week 3: I'm not upset...
Her parents: Grace, we found you in the park throwing rocks at old couples
Grace: Why should they be happy?!
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funkin-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Tricky: so when Pico shoots things it’s “Endearing” and “JUST THE WAY HE IS.”
Tricky: BUT WHEN I MOTHERFUCKING CLUB THINGS I’M “A MENACE” AND “DESERVE TO BE LOCKED IN A FRIDGE”
Tricky: Clown sees how it fucking is >:o/
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funkin-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Sanford: Jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains.
Sanford: A ray of hope for Deimos
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funkin-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Senpai: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego.
Senpai : My facebook photo is a landscape.
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funkin-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Tricky: Maybe the real monster was the friends we both literally and figuratively murdered along the way.
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funkin-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Pico: New challenge! Don't say stupid shit for 24 hours!
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funkin-incorrect-quotes · 3 years ago
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Steve: Any tree can be a Christmas tree if you yell at your family around it
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