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GET HAUNTED TEAM PLASMA
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typhlosion: is there anyone in your life you'd consider your best friend? if so, tell us about them.
Wasn't always much for friends. I still don't have many. That's fine by me.
There's my rival, Kris. We've known each other for fourteen, fifteen years now. Been through a lot together.
She's a professor now, specializing in pokemon evolution: especially in matters of early/forced evolution.
She gets more patients than she should.
Of course, there's nothing like your rival, or someone you've known that long. But I've got another close friend, Nat. Met him three, four years ago.
I walk out of the fucking house one morning, and standing outside is this guy that my little brother told me about a few months ago that he and his best friend had to deal with being proxy to a cult or something. And he's got this black dragon I've never seen before, and he's talking to Ho-Oh on my roof--who I didn't even know had stopped by until I went outside--like it's nothing.
Confusion wouldn't begin to describe it. But I'd picked up some of the language at the time and have only gotten better since. The guy was travelling the world, apparently.
Eventually he went back home. We still keep in touch.
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gengar: what's your favorite joke?
Team Rocket.
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Happy Father’s Day to my mom’s Ampharos.
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your what???
-@plain-sight-moonlight
HI MORGANA DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT IT’S FINE
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If they're really your friends then it won't matter
OH IT’LL MATTER. IT’LL VERY MUCH MATTER ANON. I DON’T THINK YOU REALIZE THE MAGNITUDE OF FIRE I’M PLAYING WITH HERE
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Thank you May Maple for your emotional support in this trying time of secret boyfriends
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why are you keeping him a secret?
Social judgement
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You have a boyfriend?
Congrats!
Yeah! I think I do anyway. Broadly speaking
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Having a boyfriend is peak actually. Keeping him secret from my friends is not.
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Take my pain double it and give it to Team Plasma. Amen.
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I’m not in my pokéball often, but it’s useful for transport if I hurt too much for my crutches, but don’t happen to have my wheelchair nearby.
Have a poll to break up the retelling of yesterday. Non-captive Pokémon and non-Pokémon who have been in Pokéballs are allowed to answer as well.
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Praying on the downfall of your ex’s does work kids.
{Image ID: a photo of Nanu throwing up a tired peace sign, a computer behind him shows the amused face of a woman with bright red hair on call}
Get fucked Giovanni Marchetti you got what you deserved.
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Extremely true! My best battling buddy since I was about five years old. She’s always taken great care of me
My darlings! How did you meet your first pokemon?
My Benjie was my eleventh birthday gift, and he’s been my partner ever since! ✨💖
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Trash can <3 but Bliss is pampered now
My darlings! How did you meet your first pokemon?
My Benjie was my eleventh birthday gift, and he’s been my partner ever since! ✨💖
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Discovered literally not that long ago that N has a genuinely comedic love of MCR. He dresses like a preschool teacher AND YET.
so how does everyone feel about unovan rock band my chemical romance
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didn't your spine get exponentially exponentially worse rather than better
Look no amount of rest will unfuck half of my spine, but it is significantly less fucked today than it was yesterday, as in I am in a tolerable amount of pain rather than I Am Cursing The Day I Caught Maiden levels
Fucking MD my ass…
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Oh yeah not dead btw, my spine is better now. Mostly. 👍
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