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My roommate talking about the new Doctor Who: “cause of who else to play the toy maker but twink legend Neil Patrick Harris”

This was immediately after me dropping the killer line of “you can feel that right? Im not being haunted of the ghosts of my past choices?” after opening the door and finding the hallway freezing cold.

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I went to a Taylor Swift concert and my anxiety fr had me looking at everything through the third person.

So I was there but it didn’t feel real.

ALSO WHY DOES IT START AT 6:30 PM, WHY CANT CONCERTS LIKE THAT START AT NOON? CAUSE I DIDNT GET HOME UNTIL 2 AM.

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At work we had a bunch of the kids playing live action Among-Us. I only found out because I asked a kid why they were laying under the monkeybars and asked them if they could move.

They also play live-action Minecraft which is less weird because when I was their age, me and my friends also played Minecraft on the playground and had an entire storyline and characters and pets.

We live in the weirdest timeline

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why was i literally having a bedroom floor moment like five minutes ago and then i see pictures of ray toro and im literally fine again. like i was fully convinced i was boutta have a repeat of spring 2022 wtf

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fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

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boo!

AHHHHHH

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I have realized that gender is a circle and that you start at A and then realize that it’s all fake and it’s just a money grab and then end up identifying as B but presenting as A(ish) because you can because gender is performative.

-this came about because I found out that I’m on the intersex spectrum (I have been medically diagnosed with a disorder that falls under the umbrella of intersexuality) and I was freaking out about my gender expression and experience with gender

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one halloween i got into a fight so to everyone else it looked like a giant cow was beating the shit out of three cops

Honestly, fair.

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Me in the American revolution unit in history

Me in every other us history unit

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One time driving in Wyoming, in the middle of the night. I decided to look out my window and there was a creature/monster that saw me and started to chase after the car. Ever since then, ever woods I have been in or near, I have gotten a weird vibe from.

Anyways lol

thanks for sharing

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uhhhh the quiet girl wrote some smut that our whole class read at separate times.

Sounds normal but NO.

This was a ship in our class. Two people we knew. Fucking in the class' furry's house. 2.1k words

HUH!

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I COMPLETELY forgot to tell y’all about my absolutely unhinged final essay in English last semester.

Anyways it was on the detriments of social media and how it effects the media teenagers consume (ironic ik).

But in doing this I quoted Olivia Rodrigo, Elon Musk, & I talked at nauseam about Taylor Swift and the Olivia Rodrigo/Sabrina Carpenter incident.

And IN FRONT OF LIKE 20 FULLY GROWN ADULTS I babbled for like 7-10 minutes on this topic, having not wrote my essay that was due like that week. And when I went to present the essay THE FIRST TIME, I downloaded the wrong PowerPoint.

I also was a part of a death penalty debate in my government class the same week that this all happened. I got an A on the paper and debate and in both classes so my unhingedness didn’t effect me much.

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I think there’s a ghost or something that likes playing my keyboard at night cause I just heard something try to play it.

It’s both unplugged and completely off…

-Steele

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Homies,

I started reading All the Young Dudes (I’m on the second volume now) and why did nobody tell me that my heart would be ripped out? Homies whyyyy

-Steele

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our school had a two hour evacuation because someone sprayed pepper spray in a sink

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a kid wiped his poop on the stall to spell “ass” and no one knew who it was except for the teacher and later i found out from one teachers kids the “poop bandit” was the same kid who i sat next to in science but i also got a pic of the dookie stall 😇

Uhhh slay I guess

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In my last math class (of high school & my degree oh-yeahhh) we were technically supposed to be studying for the final (or doing something similar). But I instead had a whole mini lesson on the seven holy virtues & seven deadly sins because some dude said that they didn’t exist.

-Steele

please in math we started the lesson with trigonometry

then due to a minion meme in the powerpoint, among other factors

we are now discussing food insecurity???and world hunger???

the subject changes faster than the speed of light in my classes