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Skippy’s been here for a little over three months! He’s a very fast learner, here’s a few things he’s learned how to do so far:
-eat food without being scared it’ll be taken away
-walk on a leash
-play fetch (his fav is the tennis ball)
-get the zoomies
-sit and shake for a treat
-go outside without being scared
-watch for people to get home
his favorite treats are: cucumber slices, red bell pepper strips, fresh raspberries/strawberries from the garden, salmon jerky & salmon skins from trader joe’s
also Ginger says hello

#he LOVES to play#and it’s been very rewarding watching him come out of his shell!#the only person he barks/growls at is my mom though???#and i have a feeling that has to do with how he was treated at the hoarder house he came from#anyway it’s satisfying to know that you are your dog’s favorite person#my dogs#dog updates that no one asked for :)#also i can not believe it’s almost been a year since i lost Mickey :( i miss him#also also we got our floors replaced! finally no more dog pee carpet lmfao
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me slamming that 20% off coupon button to anyone who is even remotely nice to me on the phone at work

#nice customers get the discount#rude customers get my foot up their ass#text post#work takes#i don’t even have a tag for work shit because i NEVER POST HERE
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had a good delivery this week
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forgot to post this here but i got Skippy a genetics test! i’m surprised at the amount of beagle he has because of his small size 🤔
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Skippy is fully healed from his neuter and has settled in very well! he’s a super fast learner (we’re still working on potty training) and he loves to fight with Ginger lmao



also, we’re waiting on results for Skippy’s Embark dna test! i’m hoping to find some siblings/relatives that came from the same place
#we’re getting our floors redone so excuse the subfloor lmao#skippy originally came from a hoarder house in Ohio#but for the life of my i can not find any info on it on the internet#hopefully embark will connect me with some more answers 👀#like 60+ other dogs were removed with him so there’s GOTTA be some others that were adopted out#anyway this has been a dog/life update#completely starting over and training an entirely new (and anxious) dog is exhausting so i have like zero energy to do anything
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was absolutely too tired to update this yesterday but HE’S HERE


i know i don’t post to tumblr often but i’m adopting another dog today and i just want to scream about it into the void
#i do have to take him to get his balls cut off tomorrow though#please spay and neuter your pets lmfao#he’s still really scared of everything but he’s been snuggling in
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i know i don’t post to tumblr often but i’m adopting another dog today and i just want to scream about it into the void
#he’s a chiweenie named Skippy omg 😭#will be sure to update here tonight with pics of him and ginger!!
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been just chillin and gardening lately and i’ve been loving it
here are some Big Beautiful Berries i picked from the garden today!

#gardening#strawberries#fresh michigan strawberries are SO GOOD#also i added a nectarine tree and a few new blueberry bushes to our garden!#about to be swimming in raspberries soon hehe
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i’m about to ask my doctor for a tilt table test on tuesday and i have GOT to hear some of y’all’s experiences because i’m nervous lmao
#i have an incredible feeling that i’m about to join the POTS diagnosis club lmfao#surely some of my followers have also had this test#i must know
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i need everyone to know that it’s Ginger’s 4th birthday today and she is also a Very Good Girl
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i seem to have neglected to post my bg3 stickers to tumblr! i’m still obsessed with this game, even though i’ve never actually made it past act 2 oops
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#my art#bg3#bg3 fanart#baldur's gate#baldur's gate 3#stickers#listen. the big huge fight at the end of act 2 is TOO HARD#EVEN ON EASY MODE!!!#*throws up hands*#i want to live in act 1 forever
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tw: pet death
today was Mickey’s last day. i got this dog when i was 11 years old and he saw me through elementary, middle, high school, and college. you were always such a good boy. thank you for 18 incredible years, little man. ♥️ we’ll see each other again some day ♥️
love u

if i’m absent for a while, please try to understand. this dog was my fucking soulmate and it hurts so much to let him go.
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Guy about to invent sparkling water: water is so good but I wish that it tasted terrible and hated me
#remember when sparkling water (flavored) had actual sugar/sweetener in it so it tasted good?#when did we stop doing that?#i’d rather drink that again than bitter disgusting water that half an orange farted in
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no joke, i had withers re-class me into a monk just so i could punch nere to death
part 1 | part 2
#bg3#bg3 fanart#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate#bg3 doodles#i fell asleep and nere died in the cave-in in my first playthrough whoops#he still deserves nothing but death
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Girls will say "this is my beautiful wife" and their beautiful wife is just a weird looking man
#bg3#yeah#let me romance raphael larian!!!#if you can fuck a squid you should also be able to fuck the devil#the incubus doesn’t count either motherfuckers
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new photos from OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH season two
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