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ANDREW SCOTT as THE PRIEST in Fleabag (2016-2019)

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Malding because I can't read Hypnerotomachia Poliphili in its weird art language.

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Nostalgia really is a poison. Nothing was ever that good.

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i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains

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one time in trader joes I saw a deathknight wither a nectarine to straight up mildew and ash in their hands and then put it right back on the display

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My bitch Found Wife took me to Found Family court and took the Found Kids before doing an Enemies to Lovers with her fucking attorney

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The littlest things we know to be small = debut literary fiction

The dark wife: thriller, adapted into a Hulu original

The mailman’s niece = historical fiction

The mailman of Warsaw = also historical fiction but about war

The gate of wind = fantasy

The gate of wind and bones = young adult fantasy

A gathering of pelicans = mystery, part of a long running series that takes up a whole shelf at the library

The Group Project Partner Gambit = romance with a cartoon cover

Wendy Jenkins is Scared of Commitment = romance with a cartoon cover of gay people

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people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

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paleolithic man sending multiple unsolicited "fertility sculptures" through rudimentary trade networks to a woman who moved several weeks' walk down the river to get away from him

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U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

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"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

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