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Yea I don't really remember the words but then it goes

SECRET TUNNEEELLLL

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idk why women's bathrooms exist when women don't poop or pee
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funniest possible way to word a statement about somebody in the process of dying
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lesbian: useless. berdly: shot. hotel: trivago. i can't judge her because Same
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Me waking up after dying because i wished on a dandelion when i was 10 that i would be reborn into the YTP world
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where鈥檚 my dark haired man who鈥檚 an expert fighter and believes his one true purpose in life is to keep me safe at all costs? unfair
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I think American accents are cute I love hearing American cuties talking yes bitch show me how rhotic your rs are
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