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Hey, you wanna watch the MOST HALLOWEEN 20 MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE? Disney World is currently doing this show where the freakin Sanderson Sisters meet Disney villains and the two villain songs they decided to reprise for this are FRIENDS ON THE OTHER SIDE and THE OOGIE BOOGIE SONG YOU CAN WATCH SARAH SANDERSON MACK ON DR. FACILIER WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

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Puuride cats

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BBC: Millions attend global climate strike

“A global climate strike is under way, with millions of people protesting for “an end to the age of fossil fuels and climate justice for everyone”.”

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unicorns, but make it yeehaw

prints here!

[image is a painting of four women wearing fantasy witch’s hats and riding unicorns, corralling a herd of multicoloured mustang-like unicorns, lassos in hand.]

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I love when I’m about to clock out and a coworker says “you’re leaving me?” like first of all it’s so touching to know that my presence here offers you some semblance of joy and relief from the misery and anxiety-inducing stress that our work environment causes. Second of all yes bitch I’m OUT I’m gonna go play some viddy games suck it

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YOU CANNOT BE FEEDING THESE TO PEOPLE OMG 🤦🏽‍♀️

The horror I just came across on my ig 😷

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OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?

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Fact: Every pansexual has, somewhere in the universe, an asexual “twin”. When these two come into contact they are able to perform ancient unknown summoning rituals said to be capable of creating a “Pace”: a being that is the combination of both the unrelenting power of pansexuality and the unstoppable strength of asexuality. Whether the Pace will use this power to conquer the universe or serve up a mean plate of ravioli depends upon the summoners’ wills (and appetites).

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u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit

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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

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Being an adult virgin shouldn’t be thought of negatively, mocked, or inferiorized. Engagement in sexual activity shouldn’t be used as a tool to think of oneself as superior to those who don’t have sex.

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BILL NYE can’t stress the importance of Climate Change enough

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From then to now.

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Anonymous said: u should totally draw some poc!hermione bein cute man. like readin in her books or tryin 2 tame her wild hair or having to put up with ron and harry.

hermione bein cute and multitasking while she gets dressed or s/t woo