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Hey everyone who sent me requests 🥲

I'll hopefully be working my way through them soon, after I claw my way through my final uni assignment.

Interact to cheer me on 🥲🥲🥲🥲

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Hi! First of all I hope you are having and amazing day/night! I happened to find this little blog that his helping demigods to find their godly parents and as someone who really unable to solve their own personality I would be very happy if you could help me out too!

Sooo somethings about myself:

1) I study at the univeristy at the moment for two different professions (One is Gastronomy and Culunary Art while the other one is Ethnography)

2) My hobbies are drawing, listening music, reading, writing, swimming, hiking, cooking, conduct research on history and cultures and doing some little crafting projects. Most of the people who knows my hobbies often tells me that I'm good at drawing and writing. Also from some experience I'm pretty good at acting too

3) I have an interesting connection between kids and animals. Somehow I make most of the young kids relaxed and happy when I take care of them. Same could go for animals too. Many of my acquaintances said that veterinary medicine or teaching could be good professions for me when choosing a department but I really didn't want to leave my love for researching.

4) I mostly have a mixed taste when it comes to music but most of my playlists consist of alternative singers and music groups. My fave Alt music category is Glam Rock, I can listen any kind of Glam Rock for ours.

5) My love languages are speding quality time and giving gifts.

6) My social life is kind of weird tbh. Most people a little shy about approaching me. One of my close friends actually straight up told me that I was looking so intimidating and happy while being alone that she got scared to approach me for a while. But in realty I'm just afraid that I won't make a good impressions in people (I thing this is some kind of anxiety ?). Also I'm not very good at endure people who are not willing to develop or do good things for themselves, "stupid" people (which there is a lot of them in my country) in my book so whenever I get in a chat with them I somehow use my expressions more than normal so that they understand I don't wish to talk with them.

7) I have this weird thing about my look. I don't like to be standard. Just as I can express myself with my clothing, I think I can do the same with my body. That's why I like tattos, colored hairs, piercings and such. Also some little step to achive my thought made me realize I was and am genderfluid. Soo I think it was also a win win.

Hello camper! Glad to be of help 😌 honestly I had the same problem, and then as soon as I got input from others I was like "wait yeah it really was obvious" 😅😅😅

Ok so I had to do some research BUT

I reckon you're a Demeter kid. Demeter is traditionally goddess of the harvest, but she is also the goddess of culinary arts. Although it's not explicitly stated, I'm so very sure the Demeter kids are the most multicultural cabin. You can't tell me that Demeter doesn't travel all over the world to see all the different crops and plants and dishes other countries have, even if her home base is still America. She's also the goddess of fertility and her children are natural nurturers (despite what dear Meg McCaffrey may make you think), which makes sense why babies and animals are drawn to you.

Well, child of Demeter, welcome to Camp Half Blood! Cabin 4 is unfortunately still under construction, although hopefully it'll be finished soon - for the time being, you'll have to continue camping out in Cabin 11. On the up side, Miranda Gardner, head counsellor of Demeter Cabin, has just negotiated that her and her siblings get a section of the cabin exclusively to themselves, so that should be more comfortable. I'm honestly not sure how she pulled that off, although I will say I saw Meg walking around earlier with an extremely smug look on her face... and some shiny new steel-toed boots...

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Hi! Laurel here!

-I want to be an author (on my way!)

-I’d either use a battle axe or a bow & arrow

-my love language is physical touch (but i hate when someone I don’t know well touches me

-I love my siblings

-a few of my pet peeves are slow drivers, surprises, people interjecting themselves into my conversations

Hey camper!

Good start! I have a few more Qs before I give you my As (wow that sounds weirder than it should but I'm committed now) :

When it comes to the people you care about (e.g. siblings), are you more of a protective mama bear or a shoulder-to-cry-on, or something else?

What kind of stories do you/would you write? Genre? Tone?

How do you feel about pineapple on pizza? What about cilantro/coriander? (just trust me lol)

How would you describe your clothing style?

How did you/do you find school? Were you academic, or did you have a rough time? Were you 'popular' or not really? Did teachers like you?

If I gave you 2 hours of prep to hold a 1 hour lecture on anything, what would you pick?

You get tasked with a quest. Which other 2 campers are you bringing and why?

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i really want to know who my godly parent is, so thanks for making this!

I want to work as an artist/graphics designer or something in science

I'm good at swimming, dancing (hip-hop), and I like to draw and read in my free time

Pessimist

KPOP, hip-hop music

A pair of scythes, if that's a thing, that can transform Iike Riptide

idk what's a love language so...

I get frustrated very easily

i have two good friends but sometimes I feel like the odd one out

to get remembered for something I did/made/discovered, save people

Also, my fav character is Nico

Hello camper!

I have my suspicions but first, some follow-up questions...

1) what would you say your "safe place" is?

2) if you could have any super power what would it be? (Doesn't have to be PJO related)

3) when you get frustrated, how do you calm down?

4) would you say you're a driven person? Or more laid back?

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Are we allowed to ask for a paternity test through asks? Tried to tag you but it didn’t work :(

Heheh yes ofc! That's so annoying... I thought the tagging situation was just my phone being weird but it must be a setting or just Tumblr being weird. Will investigate later and try to fix it 🫡

But yes definitely you can use asks :)

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Welcome, campers!

Need help determining your godly parentage? You've come to the right place!

Proudly hosted and run by Cabin 7, GodlyPaternityTesting.com can help you determine your Olympian parentage in just a few short steps.

Just submit a ask paternity/maternity test request or tag @hyperfixation-fix bc apparently our tags don't work :( and tell us a bit about yourself. We will then either reblog contact you with our verdict or with a few extra questions to assist us. Here are a few examples of things you could cover in your request:

What you do for work or want to do for work

Your hobbies, talents, and/or interests

Your philosophy or outlook on life

Your taste in music

What weapon you could see yourself using

Your love languages

Your biggest pet peeves

Your social life

Your overall goal in life

Thank you and we look forward to hearing from you soon! ☀️

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(hullo hullo, @hyperfixation-fix coming to you live from a brand new account!)

@unstableunicornsofasgard my guy. Apollo. Absolutely no doubt in my mind, your godly parent is definitely Apollo.

Between the music (also don't you dare call cavetown stereotypical, we love cavetown here ok), the medical interests, all the creative hobbies, the stubbornness, the love of the sun, the ambivertness, the adrenaline junky stuff, and the "I'll fuck you up if you're mean to my people"... like, I don't even have a backup for you if you don't like Apollo 🤣

Welcome to the family, camper! ☀️

Now, head to Cabin 7 to get your scrubs on and get in the infirmary. We're short staffed today (who am I kidding, we're short staffed every day), and I just saw Percy heading towards the archery range so expect trouble

YALLL

idrk my godly parent SO

I love music, I basically can’t live w/o it

I love crocheting

i am autistic and probably have depression

I don’t like touch, or talking much unless it’s about a hyper fixation. Like I hat small talk

I LOVE DEBATES

Lazy af

And enjoy writing when in the mood

@hyperfixation-fix

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(hullo, @hyperfixation-fix here - I decided to make a new blog specifically for helping demigods figure out their parentage, and you're my first post!)

OKAY. you were tough tbh @verseorvoidpiratespjo , but I think I've got it.

I think you're probably a child of Morpheus, god of dreams. It sounds like you have that imaginative and creative side to you (reminiscent of dream creation and dream manipulation), but it may not always be active. Even your music taste seems very story-oriented and descriptive. Latent power maybe? Dreams and Morpheus himself can also be very unpredictable, and have this aura of quiet, uneasy power about them. I feel like that might fit you? Slightly off topic but I can totally see the children of Morpheus being lumped in with the children of Hypnos, which works most of the time, except that the Hypnos kids are basically just sweet little stoners 24/7 while the Morpheus kids are bombs waiting to explode. They don't go off often, but when they do... shit goes down.

However, if you don't vibe with that, I can also totally see you as a child of either:

Nemesis, god of balance and revenge: primarily bc of your love of debating. I think Ethan gave children of Nemesis a bad name, but honestly I can't even blame him for what he did. Children of Nemesis often have an insanely strong sense of justice too, I think, which often comes into conflict with their drive for revenge - revenge can be small scale, while justice and balance are achieved on a large scale. Some become advocates and protectors of the underdogs. Some become fixated on direct, simple revenge, an eye for an eye. And others become paralysed somewhere in the middle, and live life in the grey areas. Perhaps all of this sounds like it might be a good fit for you? Maybe you enjoy creating order and balance or seeking justice, or maybe you always see every side of everything and ponder long and hard over every decision?

Hades, god of the underworld: I could definitely see this fitting you. Your vibe, your outlook on life - it fits. But honestly, it just doesn't quite call to me like the other two do. Although maybe you think it does?

In any case, welcome to camp! Once you have finalised your godly parentage you can proceed to Cabin 15, 16, or 13 respectively.

Watch out for the harpies as you head past Cabin 2 - Percy, the head counsellor, got into an argument with some of the Hermes kids and they filled the cabin with fish... The harpies on cleaning duty are not happy about it. Just keep your head down and you should be fine!

YALLL

idrk my godly parent SO

I love music, I basically can’t live w/o it

I love crocheting

i am autistic and probably have depression

I don’t like touch, or talking much unless it’s about a hyper fixation. Like I hat small talk

I LOVE DEBATES

Lazy af

And enjoy writing when in the mood

@hyperfixation-fix