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[goestothezoo]

✰   —  —  —  STRANGER THINGS : THE GATE SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  i never gave up on you.  ’ ‘  i called you every night.  ’ ‘  what the hell is this? where have you been?  ’ ‘  let’s talk. alone.  ’ ‘  so i should be thanking you then?  ’ ‘  no, nothing about this is okay! nothing about this is okay!  ’ ‘  you stupid, disgusting, lying piece of shit!  ’ ‘  oh, you like these pearls?  ’ ‘  you’re a real lifesaver, you know that?  ’ ‘  how is this important right now?  ’ ‘  it’s not important. i’m sorry.  ’ ‘  you should go with him.  ’ ‘  no one’s leaving anyone.  ’ ‘  i may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out i’m actually a pretty damn good babysitter.  ’ ‘  turns out i’m a pretty damn good babysitter.  ’ ‘  just be careful, alright?  ’ ‘  i can’t lose you again.  ’ ‘  you won’t lose me.  ’ ‘  you promise?  ’ ‘  promise.  ’ ‘  so what, we’re just not gonna talk about it, huh?  ’ ‘  i’m just curious, you know, why all the sudden you look like some kind of mtv punk.  ’ ‘  i’m not mad, i just wanna know where you’ve been. that’s all.  ’ ‘  i… i shouldn’t have left.  ’ ‘  no, this isn’t on you. i should’ve been there.  ’ ‘  sometimes i feel like i’m just some kind of black hole or something.  ’ ‘  the blackhole got her. and somehow, i’ve just been scared, you know? i’ve just been scared that it’d take you too.  ’ ‘  i’m so sorry. for everything.  ’ ‘  i can be so… so… stupid. just really stupid.  ’ ‘  i don’t hate it, by the way.  ’ ‘  bitchin’.  ’ ‘  okay… sure. bitchin’.  ’ ‘  is this really necessary?  ’ ‘  this is a ground-breaking scientific discovery. we can’t just bury it like some common mammal, okay? it’s not a dog.  ’ ‘  okay, first of all, this is not some stupid sports game. and second, we’re not even in the game. we’re on the bench.   ’ ‘  right– so my point is… right, yeah.  ’ ‘  we’re on the bench so, uh, there’s nothing we can do.  ’ ‘  yeah, and then we all die!  ’ ‘  no, that’s not a point of view, man. that’s a fact.  ’ ‘  oh yeah? that’s a no.  ’ ‘  hey! hey! hey! this is not happening.  ’ ‘  no, no, no, no, no. no buts.  ’ ‘  i promised i’d keep you shitheads safe and that’s exactly what i plan on doing.  ’ ‘  we’re staying here. on the bench. and we’re waiting for the starting team to do their job.  ’ ‘  i said does everybody understand that? i need a yes.  ’ ‘  he can’t know i’m here. he’ll kill me. he’ll kill us.  ’ ‘  am i dreaming or is that you?  ’ ‘  yeah, it’s me. don’t cream your pants.  ’ ‘  what are you doing here, amigo?  ’ ‘  doesn’t ring a bell. sorry, buddy.  ’ ‘  you know, i don’t know, this whole situation here is giving me the heebie-jeebies.  ’ ‘  man, were you dropped too much as a child or what?  ’ ‘  i don’t know what you don’t understand about what i just said.  ’ ‘  looks like you got some fire in you after all!  ’ ‘  yes, kick his ass! murder that son of a bitch!  ’ ‘  you little shit, what did you do?  ’ ‘  are you sure this is a good idea?  ’ ‘  let’s kill this son of a bitch.  ’ ‘  it’s okay, you put up a good fight. he kicked your ass, but you put up a good fight.  ’ ‘  they were gonna leave you behind, but i promised you’d be cool, okay?  ’ ‘  everybody shut up! i’m trying to focus!  ’ ‘  what’s happening? it hurts!  ’ ‘  let me go!  ’ ‘  oh, no… you guys.   ’ ‘  hey, where do you think you’re going.  ’ ‘  what are you, deaf? hello!  ’ ‘  we are not going down there right now, i made myself clear!  ’ ‘  this ends right now!  ’ ‘  you’re upset, i get it.  ’ ‘  the bottom line is, a party member requires assistance and it is our duty to provide that assistance.  ’ ‘  i know you promised them that you’d keep us safe, so keep us safe.  ’ ‘  whoa, whoa, whoa. hey, hey, hey, hey! i don’t think so.  ’ ‘  any of you shits die down here, i’m getting the blame.  ’ ‘  got it, dipshit?  ’ ‘  from here on out, i’m leading the way.  ’ ‘  those suckers got you pretty good, huh?  ’ ‘  it’s not working. it’s not working! are you listening to me?  ’ ‘  you’re killing him!  ’ ‘  you remember me?  ’ ‘  that was a pretty douchey thing to do.  ’ ‘  you did good. you did so good.  ’ ‘  sometimes i impress even myself.  ’ ‘  what’s so important about one night?  ’ ‘  do you always have to be filming everything?  ’ ‘  you look so handsome!  ’ ‘  we should, you know, get out there… like, do our thing.  ’ ‘  yeah, i love it, but not as much as i love you.  ’ ‘  get out of my room!  ’ ‘  see? pretty.  ’ ‘  you don’t care.  ’ ‘  i don’t care.  ’ ‘  there you go. you’re learning, my friend.  ’ ‘  hey, come on. you look great, okay? you look great!  ’ ‘  you’re gonna go in there, look like a million bucks, and you’re gonna slay ‘em dead.  ’ ‘  yeah, uh… don’t do that, okay?  ’ ‘  holy shit! what happened to you?  ’ ‘  are you trying to ask me to dance, stalker?  ’ ‘  wanna dance?  ’ ‘  you’re my favorite.  ’ ‘  you’ve always been my favorite.  ’ ‘  girls this age are dumb.  ’ ‘  how are you holding up?  ’ ‘  yeah, that feeling never goes away.  ’ ‘  it is true what they say, you know. every day it does get a little easier.  ’

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( KIM POSSIBLE. )

           ‘   you’re telling me; I thought they gave us the mad pups uniforms by mistake.   ’   and how unfortunate it was that it hadn’t been a mistake at all; she’s really not looking forward to game days now. she pulls her sweat shirt over her head with a laugh, hair shaking out of a ponytail.   ‘   you could say that again.   ’   a pause, as she reaches for her bag.   ‘   hey, you busy tonight? the rents are at a science convention all weekend and the tweebs begged to go along, so I’ve got the house to myself—they said I could invite a friend over. there’ll be pizza….   ’

          “  i mean -- i have a math test tomorrow, so... no. i’m definitely not busy.  ”    a wide grin spreads across her face as she reaches into her locker for a comb. of course, the logical part of her -- the part that sounds annoyingly like her mother -- is telling her to beg off. be responsible. but responsible is boring. and it’s not like she isn’t going to ace the test anyway...    “   just a friend?   ”     she says, eyebrow lifting teasingly.     “   seems like a waste... are you sure there’s no other friend you’d rather invite....   ”

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What do you CARE what I think anyway? I don’t even count, right? I could disappear forever and it wouldn’t make any difference. I might as well not even exist at this school, REMEMBER? 

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// okay i’m pretty sure sloane is a slytherin. she’s willing and able to be sly and manipulative and, at the very least, pretty readily goes along with ferris’ schemes. and then at the same time, while she might appear cool and aloof to some, she’s also deeply loyal and dedicated to her own

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( MICHAEL CORDERO. )

          “never mind.” he ducked his head, sort of bashfully. the question and its accompanying justification were stupid in the first place           how come you’re really talking to me?           but now sort of made less sense considering she wasn’t really even engaged. “nothing important.”

                   she felt a pang of guilt. whoops. next time? more coffee, less yawning... one eyebrow raised as she ducked her head down to meet his gaze.    “ uh-uh, ”    she said, hint of a smile on her lips.    “ no offense, but i’ve seen more convincing acting on those crappy after school specials. out with it. ”

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// fbdo squad at hogwarts tho

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CHICKS   CANNOT   HOLD   THEIR   SMOKE             THAT’S   WHAT   IT   IS.

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me

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Uno: The Movie: The Sentence Starter Meme

“Oh what the Christ?!”

“It’s not great that that’s still going.”

“I only have fifteen.”

“You know what? Here’s looking at you, kid.”

“These rules are so stupid.”

“There are no friendships in Uno.”

“Maybe this game will last even longer than the last one.”

“Good luck using it, bitch.”

“It’s weaponized Uno.”

“Can I have my hand back?”

“If we played this game like two hours a day I’d have a six pack from laughing so hard.”

“If you say ‘here’s looking at me’ one more time…”

“We’ve made an unwinnable game.”

“If you had to choose between yellow and blue, what would you choose?”

“That’s a bad color?”

“You just doubled my hand.”

“Oh my god, we’re going to be here for the rest of our lives!”

“That was cool, let’s do it again.”

“You feel like hurting? Because I can hurt.”

“Is that a thing we can all agree to do?”

“And I am the recipient of your fuckery.”

“Just fucking do it.”

“Stop what you’re doing because I’m about to ruin your life.”

“I have a feeling that things are going to get salty really fast.”

“I feel like we should skype _____ in just so he can’t get away from the misery.”

“I lick every one I pick up.”

“Everyone has to play all the way to the end.”

“If I win this one, I’m leaving.”

“I’m gonna come atcha hard.”

“Just go ahead and get fucked, right there.”

“Hopefully that does some damage.”

“We are going to die here!”

“That was a load of bog.”

“Don’t return the favor.”

“It won’t end!”

“There’s nothing more important than this.”

“We did not anticipate this, and it is entirely my fault.”

“Don’t stack it on me, please.”

“We’re never playing this game again.”

“NO, NO, NO I DON’T WANNA!”

“I fucking–oh god.”

“Always go for the mouth.”

“Who are these people?”

“When I envisioned this joke, I envisioned it being about forty-five seconds long.”

“We were in Poland?”

“That was the worst theater mode ever.”

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“ you knew what you were doing when you woke up this morning… ”  indie & private sloane peterson of ‘ferris bueller’s day off.’  established june 2015. rebooted july 2018. written by skye.

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// *crying in the club over 10 things i hate about you muses on the dash*

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Kid Gorgeous sentence starters

“You ever seen a ghost?”

“Say more right now”

“I used to see the ghost of a little girl in a Victorian nightgown”

“Let’s change the subject”

“This is a weird topic”

“None of us ever really know our fathers”

“We don’t have time to unpack all of that”

“STREET SMARTS!”

“Sit up straight! Be respectful!”

“So say a kidnapper grabs you and throws you in the trunk of their car”

“Brush your teeth! Now BOOM orange juice, that’s life”

“That’ll throw him off his rhythm”

“Weird, psych-out, backroom Chicago violence”

“As any Chicago cop will tell ya, a phonebook doesn’t leave bruises”

“Okay, when you get kidnapped- not if, when”

“If you get taken to a secondary location, your odds of coming back alive are slim to none”

“I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood”

“What would Leonard Bernstein do”

“Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if it’s money!”

“Now you have the audacity to ask me for MORE money?!”

“I gave you more money than the Civil War cost and you spent it already?!”

“She’s not gonna do anything else for you. It’s done.”

“I thought our transaction was over”

“Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?

“College was like a four year game show”

“Well if it’s too big you can just wear it as a sleep shirt”

“These meaningless politeness rules”

“I like to throw in I’m kidding at the end of jokes now”

“See you at improv practice”

“Of all the sentences that I would be ashamed to hear read in court”

“I am damp all the time”

“I don’t think it’s anything serious”

“I’m gross now”

“Y’know, life?”

“Monkey monkey monkey man”

“I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room”

“It’s tough to not get grumpy. It’s so tempting”

“I’m trying to stay nice though”

“Maybe they have a different definition of nice”

“If we must go on with salt alone, we will go on with salt alone”

“Famous people are weird as shit. They’re all weird. Your suspicions are correct”

“That must change you as a person”

“Everything was slower in the old days. Because they didn’t have enough to do so they had to slow things down”

“We gotta think of some weird, slow activities to fill the day”

“Everything is too fast now and totally unreasonable”

“Everything is run by robots, and we spend most of the day telling them that we’re not robots”

“Prove to me you’re not a robot. Look at these curvy letters!”

“How’d you like to be indoors and out of doors all at once?”

“May I introduce you to THE GAZEBO”

“It seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time”

“There’s a horse loose in the hospital”

“What’d the horse do, what’d the horse do”

“We’re well past that”

“Okay okay okay okay okay okay”

“I have fired the horse catcher”

“How come you opened the door for the horse?”

“I used to pay less attention”

“I’m lazy by nature”

“And you can quote me on that”

“We bought a stroller for our dog”

“Just one more follow up question”

“What did they say in there, what did they do, what did they tell you”

“That’s the same joke twice”

“A charming anecdote that was fake and never happened”

“It’s a word you’re meant to mishear”

“The bread of bread is bread. The bread is good”

“God can’t hear you”

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if ur my friend / writing partner you will notice

i’m shit at holding a conversation I’m like the hot potato convo dropper

some weeks I’m practically a ghost like ~oooo woop~ where am I 

responding to threads in a timely manner ??? don’t know her

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“ you knew what you were doing when you woke up this morning… ”  indie & private sloane peterson of ‘ferris bueller’s day off.’  established june 2015. rebooted july 2018. written by skye.

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// my brain is pooped from icon-making, so I’m going to be here and here tonight. feel free to send me things or like the starter call and I’ll get on it tomorrow! :D