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Me, cuppa coffee, and headphone? Ultimate trio, they are my BFFs
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Marguerite reminds me of that rotating cockroach
#re7 biohazard#marguerite baker#her cooking is so nasty#tw cockroaches#Ethan cannot lay in bed at night because of this woman#OR HAVE SEX THE SAME#MRS. VAGAINA BEES
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Why does Ethan Winters remind me of Milo from Atlantis: The Lost Empireโฆ
Like you canโt tell me you donโt see it too-
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Listen, I know having a crazy wife is hot and all.
But Ethan Goddamn Winters got thrown UP the stairs by his wife that went missing for 3 years and was locked in a rat prison in some swamp manโs basementโฆ
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I would love to pay respects to this comment right here, beautiful
#legend of zelda#totk#tears of the kingdom ganon#ganondorf is a straight up MENACE#calamity ganon#loz zelda#sonia totk#rauru really took that DISRESPECT#king rauru#loz rauru
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Little TOTK rant
totk feels like an abandonment of everything they built in botw because the lack of sheikah tech and their influence of sealing Ganondorf away (bc a 10,000 year old hand could totally hold back a demon king for 10,000 years alone... I'm not buying it)
Like please PLEASE have more sheikah influence, it would not be just cool, but it would make more sense with the overall story of learning from ancestors and learning from mistakes that they had made to secure the future of Hyrule and its people from the imminent fate Ganondorf wants on the kingdom.
Totk should be more stressful than botw because of their rebuilding, and loosing their progress, because of that false security that they had defeated calamity ganon and sealed the darkness. The kingdom should be poisoned by the gloom, there is no sense of urgency in this game unlike botw where you were running around trying to remember what Link lost and how everything went down and trying to take back the divine beasts to secure the four regions safety. (Well that is how I feel in my case)
there are so many mysteries behind JUST the sheikah that haven't been answered, and nentindo just stirred up more of confusion with the creation of the Zonai.
I really want to see the influence the zonai had on the Sheikah, and when did the sheikah exist? Before or after the in prisoning war? Or after when the ancient hero was born? Why not have sheikah apprentice underneath the teaching of the Zonai to better improve the properties of ancient magic.
And Zelda suddenly having TIME POWERS, excuse me? I always thought she was the princess of light, to seal away the darkness, but oops nope she has time powers now. And her being sent back in time is a another confusing ordeal for me.
Like couldn't Sonia pulled Zelda back in time, to respond to Rauru's stone being weird in the past? And discovered the mysterious past another way? Like being a researcher underneath Mineru and eventually being discovered by Sonia and Rauru. (I would also love seeing Zelda geek out I WOULD PASS AWAY PEACEFULLY). And a game play segment with Zelda in the past OMG.
And again with Zelda's sacrifice with turning into the Light Dragon? Which I believe she should be the time dragon bc consistency. I love the fact that Zelda sacrifices herself to get back to Link. Great story telling point in my opinion, but the way it was brought to the audience was strange to me at least.
But the lack of the built up story from botw makes me feel empty when playing totk. I loved the ideas put into it, but in my opinion it was poorly done. But everyone has their own opinions so no judging coming from me if you enjoyed totk.
#legend of zelda#princess zelda#zelda totk#tloz#zelda tears of the kingdom#loz rauru#rant post#totk link#master sword#i havent slept#light dragon totk
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REAL ๐ญ
Definitely including this in my silly little rewrite ๐คญ
I need a BOTW/TOTK mod where nothing is changed except the Sheikah Slate/Purah Pad is written from Link's perspective like God intended
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I was so shocked when I played this side mission and I almost pissed myself laughing

QUIT LOOKING AT HER HUSBAND'S BUTTOCKS
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By Your Side
#iโm in shambles#botw fanart#botw#breath of the wild#breath of the wild fanart#botw fan comic#post botw
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I would like to share this wonderful creation with you all ๐
(Not mine)
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Iโm sad but then I remember that my best friend has a section of me on Pinterest of how they see me
(Itโs just me smoking weed, and being a hippie)
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Who the flippity-FUCK MADE TEARS OF THE KINGDOM SO SADDDDD ๐ญ

This must be a war crimeโฆ Iโm suing Nintendo to get money for therapy.
Also one more thingโฆ

GODMANNNNNNNN ๐ค
Your honorโฆ I would smash ๐



#totk#botw link#totk link#zelda#legend of zelda#i will never get over this#i will never emotionally recover from this#princess zelda#loz rauru#sonia totk#prince sidon#totk tulin#ganondorf#rehydrated ganondorf
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Whats up homie (with rizz) ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฝ
Nothin homie ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ป
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Miguel OโHara looks like he would drive a mini-van to his kids soccer game (not my claim)
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