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https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/gtsaam/please_make_this_go_viral_i_am_begging_you_police/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

I don't usually post serious stuff on here, but this is a national emergency.

The police of the USA are not to be trusted anymore. We have no choice but to fight back. We've tried being peaceful. We've tried it their way for too long.

We are the people. We have the right to be. We're done being silent. We will fight.

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*what the fuck susan*

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meirl

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stole this from ifunny and im keeping it on here just for reference....

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Noodles

So, my roommate and I have this ongoing thing where we say things like

"I can go to Walmart at 3 in the morning, because I'm an adult."

or, my favorite

"I can make all the food I want and I don't have to share any of it, because I'm an adult"

Tonight, my roommate rediscovered another fact.

They can make ramen noodles in the fucking coffee pot.

For no other specific reason other than

We're fucking adults

So, here soon I'm about to have a bowl of ramen, at midnight, made from a coffee pot.

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Playing D&D

DM: Alright, so the Hill Giant is 30 feet away, what's your move?

Kento: I'm gonna shoot an arrow at him. *rolls d20, altogether rolling a 7*

DM: Okay, so you shoot at him, but you just missed his ear and-

Kento: What!? Hes the size of a freaking BARN and I'm literally right THERE what-

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Me: hey, this lighter is so much cooler! *proceeds to light the lighter*

Roommate: I'm pretty sure the lighters are the same temperature.

Me:

RM: *smiles, then laughs maniacally, knowing full well that they've made the ultimate dad joke*

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I GOT A PICTURE OF HIS LIL TONGUE STICKING OUT HE'S SO FRICKIN CUTE!

@randomfandomfamily

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sorry for saying sorry again. I'm sorry.

me irl

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You have no idea how long I looked for this

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GUYS!! I CAUGHT THE MERP ON CAMERA!!

Klaus also purrs very loud. He's a very loud purrpy boi. That can't meow.

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This is the money car. Reblog in 95 seconds to have the utmost amount of money and fortune come your way.

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Okay so my older brother and his wife are having a baby and I'm so facking happy for them. And like,

this is how they announced it and honestly I'm crying.

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If you have dimples there's a 1000000% chance that I have a crush on you.

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I can't.. stop.. crying

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I see the “cinnamon roll” sleeping position for the Catos and raise you that lil noise that cats make when you wake them up. Gary can’t handle it.