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She squeezed his hand back as she gave him a concerned glance. When he mentioned Melisende and Harold she laughed and shook her head slightly. “Oh, Melisende can handle herself! Your uncle won’t be any trouble! Although she may ambush him and force him to bathe…” she added thoughtfully.

Chapter 2

-The Good, The Bad, The Drunken Uncle-

A few days had passed since Lenard was “Cured” of his Cannibalism, He spent those days adjusting to it and trying not think of Cannibalistic thoughts. It was hard for Lenard but he did it for Himself and Asphodel, He was head over heels for her and it showed. Lenard helped wherever he could in Melisende’s Village, in a way it was his way of thanking her for letting him stay… that and putting up with Uncle Harold.

Yeah, Harold moved in town with them as a way to help Lenard and Asphodel’s journey, He parked his shitty Trailer on a small plot nearby and set up shop there. Harold used his now free time to study up on his favorite Topic, The Paranormal. He had a fascination with Melisende specifically, due to her being a Vampire and all the history she lived through. Honestly Harold was a giddy old nerd meeting his “Hero”.

Nobody had heard from Al or Lenard’s brothers and sisters, Lenard had hoped they’d do something better with their lives but he didn’t know, Harold couldn’t even find them, it’s like they’d just disappeared…

We see Lenard and Asphodel at a nice Restaurant in town, They were out back on a nice patio, the night’s sky was Peaceful looking, Heaven looking tauntingly beautiful at them and the moon shining down on all of Hell

“Ya know… I’ve been wanting to give you something… Something I hope you’ll like…”

Lenard reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a small box and opened it, inside was a Small Necklace with a small ornate pendant attached to it

“I’ve had this thing for years… it was something I liked to think kinda kept me Human… I want you to have it.”

Lenard said as he put it on the table and slid it towards Asphodel

Asphodel’s eyes widened and she hesitated for a moment before reaching out to accept the gift. “Oh! It’s so beautiful…are you really sure you want me to have it…?”

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Guess what~

Another chapter of Nanny is up lovelies!

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Master of Sinner Relations

Chapter 5 - Risk Analysis in Sinners: 510 of my StaticApple fic for @cherribangevent 2025 is up, containing some more amazing art from @hasbeenhellwolf!!

He took a second to soak it in while he took a bite of his own breakfast, but then his expression sobered. “Are you okay?” he asked more seriously as he studied the demon before him. “Things got a little… intense out there.”   Vox scoffed as he sliced his fork into his stack of pancakes, cutting himself off another bite. “Please. I’ve dealt with far worse from that asshole.” Well, that wasn’t surprising. It had been abundantly clear that the two of them had some kind of history - you didn’t get that upset over someone you simply didn’t like. But as for what exactly that history was, it was still unclear. Of course, they had said they weren’t exes (And surely Vox had better taste than him, right?), but Alastor had certainly seemed a bit jealous there, and Vox… well, there had definitely been some kind of deep-seated resentment fueling his outburst. Maybe Lucifer didn’t want to know what it was, and he should probably mind his own business, but it was going to keep gnawing at him if he didn’t get answers. “What’s the deal with you two?” he asked, trying to sound like it was just idle curiosity behind the question, like he didn’t care about the answer. Because it wasn’t his place to care about that.  But it hadn’t been Alastor’s place to put his hands anywhere on the television demon, and Lucifer just wanted to hear confirmation of that. The guy was an entitled prick, after all, who of course wouldn’t care who he did and didn’t have a right to touch, and obviously Lucifer couldn’t say who had a right to touch Vox, but… Alastor didn’t. Right?

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Master of Sinner Relations

Chapter 4 - Sinner Mediation and Negotiation: 422 of my StaticApple fic for @cherribangevent 2025 is up, containing some more amazing art from @hasbeenhellwolf!!

Carefully and quietly, Vox opened the bedroom door just enough so that he was able to slip out, immediately spinning around and raising a hand to ease it shut behind him. But the second he turned to start down the hall, something became abundantly clear to him. He wasn’t in the palace. He hadn’t yet seen the inside of the rebuilt Hazbin Hotel, but he didn’t have to know what it looked like to know that’s exactly where he was. Because he wasn’t alone in the hallway. And it wasn’t a palace servant.  Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. This was the worst thing he could possibly imagine. Vox briefly considered trying to slip back into Lucifer’s room, but it was too late. He had already been spotted. Feedback laced through his skull, and he grit his teeth against the pain, hand shooting up to cradle the side of his head as his speakers felt ready to blow from the sudden pressure. Further down the hall, Alastor had frozen in place, eyes wide and smile sharp as ever. It was Vox’s first time seeing his rival in person in nearly eight years. Suffice to say, caught off guard, shirtless, and covered in hickeys and various other bruises and scratch marks was not how he had imagined their reunion.  “Vox,” Alastor growled, and his eyes narrowed as he began stalking down the hall towards him, the lights flickering in his wake. “Just what do you think you’re doing here, old pal?” 

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“Bang For Your Buck” Part 3/4 📱✨

Part 1 | Part 2

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Master of Sinner Relations

Chapter 3 - Anatomy of a Sinner: 302 of my StaticApple fic for @cherribangevent 2025 is up, containing some more amazing art from @hasbeenhellwolf!!

Lucifer blinked his eyes open to see Vox staring at him with eyes that were almost comically wide, his lips slightly parted. He grinned, rather proud of the effect he had had on him, and wound his arms loosely around his neck. “Sooo, are any other parts of you electric?” he hummed as he toyed with his collar.  Vox’s screen glitched out for a second before he recovered with a staticky cough. “Y-yeah. I can channel electricity a-anywhere.” His voice was doing something interesting, glitching with static almost like a stammer. It was quite the change from the composed and eloquent businessman Lucifer had met a month prior. He liked it.  He let his hand slide around to the front of Vox’s collar so that he could loosen his bowtie. “Sounds like something I should explore…” “Fuck!” his voice cracked as he quickly seized Lucifer’s wrist, stopping him from successfully removing his tie. “Lucifer, w-we’re in public!” Lucifer blinked and glanced around the club. Oh, right. He had kind of forgotten about that. He let out a wry chuckle. “Whoops.” 

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The first two chapters of my fic for @cherribangevent​ 2025 are up, along with some amazing art by @starfallsi​ and @hasbeenhellwolf​! The rest will be posted daily until it’s all out!

Chapters: 2/6 Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lucifer Magne | Morningstar/Vox Characters: Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), Charlie Magne | Morningstar, Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel), Husk (Hazbin Hotel), Niffty (Hazbin Hotel), Valentino (Hazbin Hotel), Velvette (Hazbin Hotel) Additional Tags: Minor Valentino/Vox (Hazbin Hotel), One-Sided Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Jealous Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Possessive Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, First Meetings, Body Worship, Asphyxiation, Blow Jobs, Marking, POV Alternating, Post-Season/Series 01 

Summary:

Lucifer believes in his daughter’s dream and wants more than anything to make her proud, but there’s one problem - he doesn’t trust Sinners. Charlie thinks that if he just spent more time around them, he would become more sympathetic, and while Lucifer isn’t convinced, he’s willing to give it a chance for his daughter’s sake. Well, he at least starts spending time with one Sinner, anyway. One Sinner who he can’t help but be just a little captivated by. And this was probably not what Charlie had in mind when she’d told him to get to know Sinners, but he is learning about his people, so that’s what counts, right?

Meanwhile, Lucifer was the last person Vox expected to run into at the club, but he certainly wasn’t about to pass up an opportunity to network with the King of Hell himself. Sure, the guy wasn’t known to be the greatest king, but he was still one hell of a connection to have. Though, to be fair, this really wasn’t the kind of connection Vox had been aiming for. But surely Lucifer - the guy with the biggest holier-than-thou attitude Vox had ever met (and that was saying something) - surely he wasn’t actually interested in him like that… right?

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She hesitated a moment longer before smiling warmly and nodding. She reached behind herself to lift her hair out of the way. “How gallant of you…” she teased softly.

Chapter 2

-The Good, The Bad, The Drunken Uncle-

A few days had passed since Lenard was “Cured” of his Cannibalism, He spent those days adjusting to it and trying not think of Cannibalistic thoughts. It was hard for Lenard but he did it for Himself and Asphodel, He was head over heels for her and it showed. Lenard helped wherever he could in Melisende’s Village, in a way it was his way of thanking her for letting him stay… that and putting up with Uncle Harold.

Yeah, Harold moved in town with them as a way to help Lenard and Asphodel’s journey, He parked his shitty Trailer on a small plot nearby and set up shop there. Harold used his now free time to study up on his favorite Topic, The Paranormal. He had a fascination with Melisende specifically, due to her being a Vampire and all the history she lived through. Honestly Harold was a giddy old nerd meeting his “Hero”.

Nobody had heard from Al or Lenard’s brothers and sisters, Lenard had hoped they’d do something better with their lives but he didn’t know, Harold couldn’t even find them, it’s like they’d just disappeared…

We see Lenard and Asphodel at a nice Restaurant in town, They were out back on a nice patio, the night’s sky was Peaceful looking, Heaven looking tauntingly beautiful at them and the moon shining down on all of Hell

“Ya know… I’ve been wanting to give you something… Something I hope you’ll like…”

Lenard reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a small box and opened it, inside was a Small Necklace with a small ornate pendant attached to it

“I’ve had this thing for years… it was something I liked to think kinda kept me Human… I want you to have it.”

Lenard said as he put it on the table and slid it towards Asphodel

Asphodel’s eyes widened and she hesitated for a moment before reaching out to accept the gift. “Oh! It’s so beautiful…are you really sure you want me to have it…?”

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Chapter 2

-The Good, The Bad, The Drunken Uncle-

A few days had passed since Lenard was “Cured” of his Cannibalism, He spent those days adjusting to it and trying not think of Cannibalistic thoughts. It was hard for Lenard but he did it for Himself and Asphodel, He was head over heels for her and it showed. Lenard helped wherever he could in Melisende’s Village, in a way it was his way of thanking her for letting him stay… that and putting up with Uncle Harold.

Yeah, Harold moved in town with them as a way to help Lenard and Asphodel’s journey, He parked his shitty Trailer on a small plot nearby and set up shop there. Harold used his now free time to study up on his favorite Topic, The Paranormal. He had a fascination with Melisende specifically, due to her being a Vampire and all the history she lived through. Honestly Harold was a giddy old nerd meeting his “Hero”.

Nobody had heard from Al or Lenard’s brothers and sisters, Lenard had hoped they’d do something better with their lives but he didn’t know, Harold couldn’t even find them, it’s like they’d just disappeared…

We see Lenard and Asphodel at a nice Restaurant in town, They were out back on a nice patio, the night’s sky was Peaceful looking, Heaven looking tauntingly beautiful at them and the moon shining down on all of Hell

“Ya know… I’ve been wanting to give you something… Something I hope you’ll like…”

Lenard reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a small box and opened it, inside was a Small Necklace with a small ornate pendant attached to it

“I’ve had this thing for years… it was something I liked to think kinda kept me Human… I want you to have it.”

Lenard said as he put it on the table and slid it towards Asphodel

Asphodel’s eyes widened and she hesitated for a moment before reaching out to accept the gift. “Oh! It’s so beautiful…are you really sure you want me to have it…?”

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I had a handful of therapist tell me the opposite, that vent art can be good BUT to be careful about it and know where to draw the line and to have it in a controlled environment definitely not the internet with a bunch of strangers, especially if it comes to sexual aspects because it's not healthy to train your brain/body to find certain things sexualy appealing all the time, I bet your therapist is the type that would clap their hands and nod if you told them you found the thought of children sexy because your paying them so they go "Im so proud you shared that, it's totally okay you draw or write it and share it with a bunch of strangers that are probably actual creeps and tell people it's normal! You're not doing it so surely there's nothing wrong with it or you! You fantasize about your parents and family pet too? That's TOTALLY normal😊" all the while silently gagging and praying for their next paycheck already.

You should probably just stay off the internet if you're coping by surrounding yourself with strangers who get off to yours and others tramua they've never experienced and encouraging others to do the same Jesus Christ have some shame. I honestly don't even want or care for you to answer this I just wish you'd actually think about it and actually improve on yourself instead of refusing the possibility of what you're doing is distasteful and disgusting and surround yourself with Yes Men who only care about their next jack off material being made.

Therapy is free in my country thankfully, and I've only ever talked about my trauma and how much I want to die. Unlike you I dont experience any of those things you mentioned - which clearly you do to be so wound up about it - I hope they manage to get you proper help instead of brushing you off, and maybe consider getting yourself checked in to a hospital if you don't think you're safe around others.

I don't even feel any real sexual desire because of my trauma - I haven't even had smear exams because of fear - which is bad because checking for cancer is important...

I've made so many friends from our shared traumas, and I'm still glad to be doing something to help charities - especially given all the recent changes such as a load of samaratian branches shutting down - which means ppl will struggle to get help and even volunteers have said its a worry as they wont be able to cope with the job wfh - as being in an office helped...

I don't know what you want from me? Really? I can tell the different between fiction and reality, a pixel on the screen is just that... if you can't then you shouldn't be online.

Do me a favour - either sign in so I can block you, or you block me its not that hard

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for the instagram audience! its pregnant alastor but i made them in their pilot version :3

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Soooo many fankids.

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Lucifer's height.

I forgot this account.

But I'm back.

*disappear*

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Sir Pentious and the bad bitch he (accidentally) pulled by being silly.

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VOX REDESIGNN 💙❤️

Wanted to add more shark into it because apparently he takes inspiration from them? Regardless I love how this one turned out