#hazbin hotel rp

[zestialmorde]

Spooky excitedly hops over to Zestial. "Spooky apart of Vox harem!"

@spookypumpkinbun

Zestial gives a shocked cough "H-harem? ...How would that even… on second thought, nevermind."

[v-vox-v]

“Why the fuck is the shark in a damn toilet?! That’s fucking animal cruelty right there! Someone get Benjamin out of the toilet and into an actual tank please.”

[seraphim-sarai]

Okay Ava. You can do this! You can totally make it up to tu hermana! Ya made up with Milan! That was easy!

Ava spoke out loud to himself as he walked through the alleyways. He remembered Sarai's schedule and knew that they would be picking up coffee for Sera at this moment.

Okay, not really. Lots of punching was involved...and Sarai ain't like that.

He worried if Sarai would forgive him after he blew them off. But she had to try. She told Sadie she would.

Sí Ava, ya can do it. Ava El Carbón doesn't run from a fight! -🚬

He was about to walk to Sarai, until he saw the familiar figure of an unfriendly Seraph bump into her.

Uh oh. Looks like they were arguing now. Better hide before she gets caught in the middle, and then she'd apologize.

He hid behind some trash cans and watched Sarai and the other Seraph talk.

@exorcist-ava

Even as a guardian angel, Sarai was still not exempt from picking up coffee for the Council. She ordered the coffees, remembering the god-awful tastes of her superiors, and walked out the door.

She was distracted by a lot of things. One, she still couldn't stop thinking about Milan, who was now probably still with Adina.

((She wants to be with her? I shouldn't be so surprised. I could never compare. I'm not much.))

Second, Lana was bugging her - and not just by ignoring her helpful advice. She reminded her so much of someone - Ava, someone who she had also lost forever.

((They're so much alike. She'll hate me too soon. I know it. Ava already does.))

Lost in her thoughts, she bumps into a tall figure, whom she spills all her coffee over.

Oh, I- -🦢

@seraphim-grace

[exorcist-ray]

Hey Ray

@seraphim-grace

OOC: mod here, I also play Grace, next time dont try to impersonate me on my own account :)

[static-angel143]

Voxxie~

Who's this beautiful creature you're sharing a blog with?

He kisses Emily's hand.

- Valentino

Emily: O-Oh! H-hello!

Emily is in her disguise so no demons could tell she's not a demon

Vox immediately pulled her away and got infront of her

Vox: She's my personal assistant Emily

A/N: I should really draw Demon Emily more in different poses and emotions but I just seem so busy and distracted it's annoying 😭

[hellishradio]

*Puts this in your arms and runs off*

"..."

[sockmanduckman]

IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ

TW—Mentions of suicide

THESE ROLEPLAY BLOGS ARE JUST ROLEPLAY, THEY AREN’T REAL! BUT THERE ARE REAL PEOPLE BEHIND THEM!

Real people are behind these blogs, and telling then to kill themselves is NOT okay in ANY capacity.

They might just be words on the internet to you, but these can actually hurt people. And if one of these mods followed through, the blood would be on your hands for saying that.

I didn’t ever imagine making a post like this, because I assumed it be a “no fucking shit” thing, but you jackasses are acting like toddlers.

And to the people saying “It’s just a joke!”, or “Don’t be so sensitive.” get bent, genuinely.

Don’t be a dumbass, and don’t tell people to kill themselves.

And if you have done shit like this, and someone leaks your ip address (because that’s what happens on the internet) I don’t fucking feel bad for you, you did it to yourself!

@charlie-morningstar666

@the-exterminator

@vox-tv-demon

@moonnighthowling666

@thelogicalimp

@alyxdefoisnthere

@headlessdeaddancer

@bad-boy-lover

@ask-velvette-official

@valentino-moth-man

@husk-not-whiskers

@fizzy-jezter

@xxsmilingdeerxx

@cherri-is-bomb

@the-original-dickmaster

@blitz-the-o-is-silent

@angeldust-real

@lovelyfeather

@lucifer-morningstar-real

@duck-with-le-knife

@ducky-loyal-servant-of-lucifer

@mcalastor

@heavens-gatekeeper

@michael-the-morningstar

@theholyhealer

@theholymessenger

@fizzythefrog

@the-cowboy-of-wrath

[xwitchyaurax]

Alright, adding on to my search for rp partners!! I’m now looking for Hazbin Hotel. Specifically RadioApple. I’m aware alastor is aroace but as an asexual person, I’m enjoying headcannoning (MAJOR EMPHASIS ON HEAD CANON) him as otherwise. Love the rep, just doesn’t fit my style sadly. I’m willing to play either party 🫶🏻 please be 18+ for this.

[mama-vaggie]

New concept:

The "hate blog" that's been sending us all mean anons isn't really a hate blog.

They're the fussiest, littlest, most crybaby regressor that the caregivers see. Let's all treat them as such. Put them down for a nap. Pop a binki in their mouth. Spoon feed them while making the silly sounds that our good kiddos love so much.

Give the fussy baby all the attention that they clearly need, and then move on.

And any regressors that get bullied by this mean, mean guest at our hotel, just tag me baby. I gotchu. 💜 🖤

[xxsmilingdeerxx]

📻“Guys I didn't sign up for feeling. What the fuck.” said a flustered Alastor “but actually this is rather peculiar.”🎙

[princess-of-hells-littles]

Announcement:

We haven't gone into much detail about our personal life but as things are escalating it's pertinent that we let you guys know what's going on.

So we are moving back to the United States from the UK due to us getting a divorce. It's not a bitter divorce by any stretch and our ex wife and us will remain friends.

We are pushing for these commissions because we currently have $300 to our name and we are set to fly on the 21st of this month so we have some sort of footing once we are safely back in the states as we have no employment right now.

If you can't contribute or can't afford anything that's fine please share it around as much as possible. Everything is appreciated

~Castor and Pollux

Kofi Link

[zestialmorde]

So you're the one they call Zesty! Enchanted to finally meet you, darling. It's not often that I meet an Overlord as ancient as you - that's a compliment! How go you Overlords and your politics? -👑 @prince-pruflas

"It's Zest—" He begins to correct before realizing who he's speaking to. "Ahem, your highness. The politics among the overlords proceed favorably, or so I believe. I trust your own affairs are flourishing as well?"

[v-vox-v]

Dear I think the whole fandom agrees that you have a Alastor body pillow admit it darling

“I don’t have a fucking body pillow of Alastor! I’m not a damn simp for the prick that’s too much of a pussy to even show his face to his own audience so he resorts to something as outdated as fucking radio!”

[voxasks]

How big is your dick? 🥵

“never  measured  it  because  i'm  not,  i  don't  know—brad  from  high  school  tryna  convince  his  football  teammates  that  he's  the  shit,  but  from  past  experiences  maybe  eight?  nine?  all  i  know  is  that  it  gets  the  g-spot.”

[pacoholin]

[pwincess-charchar]

Hey hey! Big char-char here to give an important message to all the other littles and to the wonderful caregivers!

I know there’s been an awful anon bully going around and being mean :( I just wanna say to anyone who’s received hate or is scared of it to not listen to them! They’re just some faceless grey icon with nothing better to do with their time. Don’t take anything they say to heart, they aren’t worth it!

There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with agere. It’s a healthy coping mechanism, nothing bad or creepy about it! Don’t you forget that!

I know not a lot of people see my stuff, but if this can help even one person then that’s more than enough! Keep being yourself! I love you all (/platonic)!! 🌈✨♥️