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Farewell Denmark, I leave you in the hands of Fortinbras. I go to rest with my mother, Ophelia, Laertes, and my father's avenged spirit. Horatio can fill in the details. Adieu

The king doesn’t think I can win a fencing match, but little does he know that I’ve been practicing and Laertes has not. I’ll show him!

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HAHA DIE CLAUDIUS YOU SCUMBAG POISONER

The king doesn’t think I can win a fencing match, but little does he know that I’ve been practicing and Laertes has not. I’ll show him!

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AND I'M POISONED TOO

The king doesn’t think I can win a fencing match, but little does he know that I’ve been practicing and Laertes has not. I’ll show him!

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OH MY GOD MY MOTHER DRANK POISON

The king doesn’t think I can win a fencing match, but little does he know that I’ve been practicing and Laertes has not. I’ll show him!

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WAIT WHY IS THERE BLOOD

The king doesn’t think I can win a fencing match, but little does he know that I’ve been practicing and Laertes has not. I’ll show him!

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Off to a good start, winning the first couple rounds. I'm on a roll!

The king doesn’t think I can win a fencing match, but little does he know that I’ve been practicing and Laertes has not. I’ll show him!

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The king doesn't think I can win a fencing match, but little does he know that I've been practicing and Laertes has not. I'll show him!

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RIP Ophelia Sorry, I would jump into the grave with you, but I've got the people of Denmark to serve, my father's revenge to execute, and my life to protect from your brother (not sure what got into him).  I'm swamped.

Ophelia (1883), Alexandre Cabanel.

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So I've been thinking about death a bit (I know, big surprise) and I realized that we all just end up "dead and turned to clay" so to speak.  Wish I had realized that earlier when I was trying to get my revenge, starting to regret my hesitation....

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Got captured by pirates on my way to London, awesome level: 482957

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That awkward moment when you kill someone who you thought was a different person (and when you're fighting with your mom and she thinks you're talking to imaginary people)

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great idea: when trying to find out someone's secrets, take them to a play and watch their reaction at the different events. reblog this to share the knowledge!

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Man, just took the words right out of my mouth

Hamlet’s Soliloquy (1948-2009)

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Turns out it's frustrating to watch others express themselves when you can't

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THE PLAYERS ARE BACK!!!

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You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.

That's nothing. "For yourself, sir, shall grow old as I am, if, like a crab, you could go backward."

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My (ghost) father and I have a plan to get revenge for his murder. Watch out Denmark, things are about to get real