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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
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i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”
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#man theres a dude like this at my job and it makes me so sad#i hope that if im ever in this position my family does not allow me to exist like this
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i know we're all sick of self-care being a marketing tactic now, but i don't think a lot of us have any other concept of self-care beyond what companies have tried to sell us, so i thought i'd share my favorite self-care hand out


brought to you by how mad i just got at a Target ad
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The concept of Hannibal is so embarrassing. Like WHAT do you MEAN you've been a cannibalistic serial killer for years and your downfall is some weirdo fbi dude that smells like dogs and hates eye contact? That's actually so embarrassing Hannibal like get it together you fucking loser good god
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oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.
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This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants
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some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.
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