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book delena vs bamon

what baffles me most is how many people are enraptured with the whole book bamon ship, to the point where it feels like i'm dealing with literal propaganda when i see things about them online. as a hardcore delena stan, the sparse damon-bonnie moments from books 4-7 did aggravate me, but i'd swallow them down because on the whole they seemed so... inconsequential? book 6 has like no bamon, book 7 only has a few moments - i can only maybe see a slight argument for book 5 (and any bamon moment essentially got trumped by the hurricane of delena moments in the latter half of Nightfall). i know we can discount all the post-lj smith books, but even then... what are bamon shippers even going off of, really? and in my opinion evensong is much too...psychically fantastical and way too much of a sudden shift in emotions on both elena and damon's count, for it to really make sense in cohesion with canon. my question essentially is - huh???

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damon x elena one-shot: The Windowsill - TVD BOOKS

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66630019

**Based on the Vampire Diaries books by LJ Smith. Set in between Phantom (book 8) and Moonsong (book 9)

“Hello Damon,” she smiled, drawing the glass pane open. “Why are you sitting by my window?” “Enjoying the views, princess.” He outstretched his arm to sweep the freeze-frame of twilit skies behind him, but his eyes bore unerringly into Elena’s.

The Jealousy Phantom is gone, and Damon is back from the dead. But although she's filled with this bubbly new joy at everything being just fine, Elena is more in love with her boyfriend's older brother than ever - and she has this sinking feeling that things may be more complicated than she first thought.

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damon x elena fanfic (The Blizzard) - TVD BOOKS

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66551104

**This oneshot is based on the Vampire Diaries novels written originally by LJ Smith, and NOT the tv show. It is set during Shadow Souls (book 6) and is a slight canon divergence following Elena's public flagellation. Just a cutesy hurt/comfort oneshot**

desc:

“Turn your back towards me,” Elena commanded, brushing off his last comment like a piece of lint on her clothes, “And take this flask of Black Magic wine. It’s probably the closest thing to vampire anesthetic that exists.”

After the revelation that Damon had channelled all of the pain from her public discipline into his own body, Elena is more torn than ever over her relationship with Stefan. And with her 'beloved' trapped on the other side of the Dark Dimension, she's acutely aware of her most recent saviour suffering from her own punishment... sitting downstairs, so tantalisingly close at hand.

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“I wish you joy of the milk-blooded coward, Cathy! I compliment you on your taste: and that is the slavering, shivering thing you preferred to me!”

heathcliff casually breaking my heart

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me when martin freeman is a free man

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are they even a history teacher if they don't make bizarre, controversial comparisons on the daily

@sw1fts-timt

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nvm i'm rewatching it

i've spiralled.

after watching only 8 episodes of lucifer it's all i can think about. i need to watch it. i need to see tom ellis. i can't go to school. i need to see him. he's so FIT. you think of this show you think of me.

i love this show.

i love it.

i can't stop.

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i finished the show.

i sobbed for ten minutes straight,

and i even grew to tolerate daniel.

i've spiralled.

after watching only 8 episodes of lucifer it's all i can think about. i need to watch it. i need to see tom ellis. i can't go to school. i need to see him. he's so FIT. you think of this show you think of me.

i love this show.

i love it.

i can't stop.

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major L, and you don't even take biology

monthly rant about a hyperfixation incoming

of all shows i could be fixated on right now somehow it’s greys anatomy??? this is so out of character for me . how did i get here . but i’m actually so invested in the insane plot lines and i both love and hate these characters. why did i pick a like 20 season show right before exams ….

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I LOVE THEM GAHDSHGAFJADHHAWADJH <3

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i've spiralled.

after watching only 8 episodes of lucifer it's all i can think about. i need to watch it. i need to see tom ellis. i can't go to school. i need to see him. he's so FIT. you think of this show you think of me.

i love this show.

i love it.

i can't stop.

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who hates modern studies? me! who's dropping it in s5? me!

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dorian having a hissy fit in the first few chapters of his book is exactly what makes him iconic (let's pretend he didn't murder his best friend)

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"...my interest in cosmology was renewed by the suggestions that the early universe had gone through a period of inflationary expansion in which its size grew at an ever-increasing rate, like the way prices have increased since the UK's brexit vote"

-Stephen Hawking in "Brief Answers To The Big Questions"

16 pages in he's already managed to slander brexit TWICE; this man was not only a genius but also absolutely hilarious ❤️

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...........

nope, there's definitely nothing going on here, not at all..

CHAPTER 20. THE CEMETERY O F THE CHATEAU D'IF

*settles in with popcorn to wait for the first-time readers’ reactions*

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"I sometimes think we must all be mad and that we shall all wake to sanity in strait-waistcoats"

Dr John Seward, that is literally me every day

book: Dracula by Bram Stoker

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no ur insane

do u think he's fit?

no i don’t think he’s fit .