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WIP Wednesday!

Yes, I still need to finish this fic but life has had other plans (woo burnout/new anxiety meds) so this is all I’ve got to share for now.

I can be so negative about myself when it comes to writing - setting myself deadlines and berating myself when I don’t accomplish things, it’s so silly! Anyway, fuck you brain, because I am okay, and I will get this done, just on my own terms!

Sorry for the ramble, enjoy! 😆

Tagging anyone who would like to join in ☺️

“Daaaad! Blitzø is hogging the TV again!”

“Hey! You said I could watch one more episode then I’d let you watch whatever you wanted!”

“Yeah but you promised it wouldn’t be another My Little Pony!”

“Stolas, your kid is freaking weird - what ten year old doesn’t like magical horses?”

“This one!”

It was moments like this that had Blitzø shaking his head in disbelief - if he’d told himself six months ago that this was how life was gonna go, him sitting on the couch with his boyfriend’s daughter whilst his boyfriend made dinner, he’d have thought he was on drugs or something. The Blitzø of even a year ago wasn’t this; he was a closed off, reckless loser of a man who had given up on finding true happiness. He didn’t deserve it, so why go chasing for it?

That is, until he had his grand idea of starting a gym, and, well, the rest was history. Sure, it was a tremulous road to get here, and things weren’t perfect, but this was the most stable his life had been in, well, ever, and he was terrified of ruining it. Like his life was one of those china vases that would break if they were looked at wrong.

“Goodness, it’s like I have two children sometimes.”

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My guess 😆

Happy WIP Wednesday to all who celebrate! Somehow, my brain has blessed me with infinite inspiration and chapter 7 of You're Perfect (And Everything in Between) is already 8k long (!!!) after a mere, like, 2 weeks of writing. (Seriously, it took me circa 2 months to reach 8k with chapter 6 😭). So here's another snippet! The silliness continues 😂

As soon as they were alone, Stolas trotted up to him, his smile bright and flushed and cute.

“Hi,” he said as he offered Blitz the box. “Um—I hope this isn’t too much. I just… The bus arrived earlier than usual today, you see, and I had to make time before your break, so I thought…”

With no clients or nosy employees in sight, Blitz pulled him down by the collar and silenced him with a kiss. He couldn’t help it; not at the sight of those adorable, red-hot cheeks, and especially not when he realized Stolas was wearing the same embroidered button down he’d been wearing when they met.

It earned him a surprised moan, and he took the chocolate box from Stolas’ hands and placed it on the counter before dragging the flustered man by the hand towards his booth.

“Ooh,” Stolas gasped as he followed, the sound hoot-like and adorable.

“Sir!” came Moxxie’s dismayed voice as they walked past his working area, “please don’t have sex in the workplace.” 

Blitz backtracked a few steps just to give Moxx the middle finger through the door. “You ain’t the boss of me, bitch!” he bellowed, and ignored the growl that followed in favor of guiding Stolas the rest of the way to his booth and putting his hands all over that delightfully tall body of his.

Giggling at his idiocy, Stolas allowed Blitz to pull him down into an open-mouthed kiss.

Just as Blitz was properly getting into it, though, Stolas drew back and straightened, putting that addictive mouth away from his reach.

At Blitz’s pout, Stolas offered a devilish smirk and raised an eyebrow at him. “Why the long face, Blitz?” he teased. “You weren’t actually thinking of having sex in the workplace, were you?”

“Pssh. Of course not!” Blitz crossed his arms defensively. “That would be highly inappropriate of me.” He raised his voice in an exaggerated way, projecting it towards the hallway and making Stolas giggle in bursts. “I would neeeeverrr… do it with the door open.” And as he lowered his voice for that last part, he kicked the door shut and pressed his back against it, bringing Stolas down to him again and urging him to crowd Blitz into another kiss.

Tagging @stolitzsings @helluvagirlboss @larryisnotagirl and @fuzzandfeathers! And anyone else who wants to participate 😍

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Just once, I'd like to be regular whelmed.

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LOVE 😍🦉

Just a quick drawing of my favourite Owl for International Owl Awareness Day!

Hoot hoot! 😊

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In honour of International Owl Awareness Day - I need to make you aware of some the fictional owls that I love.

Hooty - The Owl House

Favourite quote:

“Worship me! Law is meaningless! Stealing is legal now! I AM YOUR GOD!!!”

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🦉Today is International Owl Awareness Day! 🦉

I’d like to take this opportunity to make people aware of how awesome these two owls are 😍

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Thank you so much 🫂🫂❤️

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Thank you friend ❤️🫂

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A combination of burnout and a week on this new anxiety medication and I’ve not read a fic in a week, done no writing and forgot we get a new short tomorrow…

Man, it sucks but hoping it’s just the side effects and I get back to being my hyperfixed self soon 🫂

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OH WE ARE SO BACK 🐰🦊

I want to marry them both 😭😭

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Sure it’s gonna be only three months until the end of the year when the Helluva Boss S1 soundtrack is on streaming but you damn well know that’ll be what fills my top played of 2025 playlist 😂

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I did the same 🥰 what a surreal feeling!

It’s so silly, but seeing this on my car’s display is making me a little emotional this morning 🥹

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Blitz ALWAYS intended to talk to Stolas BEFORE he stole the Grimoire

I’ve never seen anyone talk about this scene and with the prequel coming, I figured now is the perfect time.

Earlier in the day, long before the “Not Divorced Party,” you can see Blitz at the window, trying to get Stolas’ attention.

He sees Stolas with the Grimoire and immediately tries to open the window.

If his only intention was to steal it, he would have waited until after Stolas had walked away, leaving the book unattended on the shelf.

He even looks distraught when Stolas doesn’t notice him and leaves the room.

Then later, when Stolas says he could have asked to visit, Blitz makes a joke about scaling the wall but then says under his breath that it was easier than trying to go through Stolas’ staff.

There’s literally no reason for him to have said that unless he’d actually tried.

He may have always planned to steal the Grimoire, but he had also planned on talking to Stolas first.

Which means that he may have originally intended on asking Stolas to use the book, but switched gears when caught breaking in and then faced with a tipsy, silly, sweet Stolas.

Either way, Blitz is someone who hates the idea of being dependent on others, yet he knew this would make his entire business model dependent on Stolas’ cooperation.

I think he was willing to put himself in that position because he already trusted Stolas. And more importantly, he was confident that Stolas would trust him.

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FUCKING DID IT YESSSS 😭

Manifesting a soundtrack release on streaming mainly so that my emetophobic ass doesn’t have to cringe through this mofo throwing up every time I want to listen to “When I See Him” 😫