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sometimes i feel i’ve got to 

run away,

i’ve got to

GET AWAY 

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Juno deserves a pretty pretty dress 💙💙

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golden space lady

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just goin’ for a walk

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shhh they're napping

[ID: A digital drawing of Jonathan Sims from The Magnus Archives with a cat. They are shown in an overhead view, both sleeping on a patterned rug, facing eachother. The warm light of a window is framing them. Jon is a brown skinned man with a beard and shoulder-lenght hair streaked with grey, he has several circle-shaped scars. The cat is black and white, and fluffy.]

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Martin: I trust Jon.

Tim: Do you think he knows what he’s doing?

Martin: I wouldn’t go that far.

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I KNOW that TMA is a tragedy, but I think Jon deserved to see the Admiral being 40 foot tall and living his best life in the post-apocalyptic wasteland :(

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Jon: Talk to me Tim, how're we looking?

Tim: Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard. Like, sure, we're trying, but it's almost effortless.

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I made a uquiz last week! See which member of the Aurinko crime family you are!

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animals rated according to the magnus archives:

dogs: okay if they arent in the archives

sheep: bad

cows: VERY good

pigs: either your best friend or the literal manifestation of evil, so, neutral i guess?

insects in general: BAD

worms specifically: VERY BAD

spiders: definitely out to get you, but probably not, like, maliciously

cats: ideal form. absolute perfection.

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S5 predictions

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What if The Magnus Institute but they were required to implement occupational health and safety standards

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tim avoiding work by sitting in the library playing solitaire on his phone. king

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season one of the magnus archives is so funny. the archivist really is like “statement of one charlie flipflop who claims to have been stalked by a sentient piece of rope. frankly, this sounds like a load of horseshit to me. unfortunately we couldnt follow up on this statement as mr. flipflop has died by manner of being strangled by a rope in his own home. what seems unusual is the fact that there were no signs of forced entry, and cameras show no one but charlie entering his apartment the week of the murder. anyways, i hate my fucking job. statement ends. 

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fucking superb you grumpy little archivist

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the magnus archives sure is a podcast huh