Hades is a big, fat mood that just so happens to be a God
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Zeus: My beautiful son, I would cross oceans and move mountains for you. I would fly into the darkness if I knew it would make you happy.
Apollo: Okay, but can I have a dorito?
Zeus: I'm sorry but these are, unfortunately, MY doritos.
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Greek Gods as John Mulaney Quotes
Inspired by the glorious @incorrect-game-of-thrones !!!
Some may seem not as accurate (some were harder than others!) but I did my best! Also some may seem rude-ish, and I promise they’re not my opinions! I’m going off of how these gods are portrayed in most myths.
Zeus
Poseidon
Hades
Persephone
Demeter
Hera
Hestia
Athena
Hermes
Apollo
Artemis
Aphrodite
Hephaestus
Ares
Dionysus
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