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Jesper: "would you love me if I was a worm?"

Old, unrealistic, overused

"Would you love me if I shaved my head"

New, innovative, more probable

Wylan: Jesper Llewelyn Fahey, what did you do?!

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Hey. Don't cry. Weird teenage girl somewhere out there reading Frankenstein for the first time. Ok?

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Brenda, Annie & Elise

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🗣️📢 PUT THAT MAN IN LACE UNDERWEAR.

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i drew them for a silly graphic design project i made, but i’ll just post them by themselves ^o^

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in what circumstance do you EVER have to sit like that (sidney paget was a pioneer of his times)

i believe this illustration was for The Blue Carbuncle (hence the hat)

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the finest specimens of human molars……a gatsby reference perchance?

Haha, no, Im just really into teeth

/j, yup it's a Gatsby reference. Im glad somebody got it :))

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A convo I just had with my mom:

*watching the great gatsby*

Nick: *gets completely wasted at Gatsby's party*

Me: oh, my darling boy

Mom: it could be worse, he could be pregnant

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Wish I could feel good in my body without being severely malnourished

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Every Sherlock Holmes Adventure Ever:

"You see, but you do not observe," said my long, thin friend, as he lounged queerly in his arm chair, "We must put an end to this foul crime..."

"My, my!" I cried, "But how?"

"...by breaking the law," added Holmes, whose mind I admired like a schoolgirl the stars, his nostrils wide like that of a feral dog hard upon a scent. "Bring your gun, Doctor!"

"I am your man! You know, I always bring my gun."

Then we had Mrs Hudson fix us a quick supper. Holmes spent the rest of the day ecstatic and for a change did not take any cocain at all.

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(Didn't include johnlock bc I have a strong suspicion it would win in a landslide)

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Mr. Poole is such an icon

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Dirtyhands himself😌

Had a dream where the crows stole jewelery from my actively dying grandma and rode off in a golf cart while I was screaming "IM A HUGE FAN!" after them and Jesper screamed "FLATTERY WONT GET YOU ANYWHERE, I HAVE DEBTS TO PAY!" back

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Had a dream where the crows stole jewelery from my actively dying grandma and rode off in a golf cart while I was screaming "IM A HUGE FAN!" after them and Jesper screamed "FLATTERY WONT GET YOU ANYWHERE, I HAVE DEBTS TO PAY!" back

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Which cartoon tv show do I think the crows would be obsessed with:

Kaz: Helluva Boss

Inej: Carmen Sandiego

Jesper: She-ra and the princesses of power

Nina: The Owl House

Wylan: Bluey

Matthias: Avatar The Last Airbender

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I persuaded my parents to travel 1500 miles just to see my favorite improv group perform live

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