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how are y’all acquiring boyfriends??? is there like a department store somewhere??? who do i need to email, is there a customer support somewhere that i don’t know about

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yeah i’m completely normal about men guys

I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM

haha yeah

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need a boy to hold me gently in his arms rn. maybe some forehead kisses too. as a treat

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I NEED A BOY TO KISS ME‼️‼️‼️

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“why don’t i have a boyfriend yet??? 😔” - I say after spending my entire weekend in my room playing loser video games, crying, binge watching shows and video essays on topics no one cares about, and being too scared to interact with anyone or anything online

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not to sound desperate but

PLEASE PLEASSSSSREEE I NEED A BOYFRIEND PLEASSEE OH M YGOD PLESSE I WANT A BOYFRIEND SOCBADLY I NEED INE PLEASEEE GIVE ME A MAN PLEASSEEE I NEED A BOYFRIEND SO BADLY

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WHY DO MEN HAVE TO BE SO ATTRACTIVE?????!!?????

like how am i supposed to focus in class when this beautiful man is just sitting on the other side of the room?????

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men are so hot. i wish they were good people

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imagining laying my head on a boys chest while he is playing with my hair and staring at me with pure love in his eyes as i feel his chest move up and down and i can hear his heartbeat and we are sharing our body heat in a moment of intimacy and love and vulnerability and safety and comfort

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lore update!!!: the yearning is consuming me. the horrors worsen. i want a boyfriend

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i need a boyfriend so badly. i feel like i am going feral. it has evolved past wanting and evolved past yearning and it has become something primal.

PLEASE I WANT A BOYFRIEND SO BADLY

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being fat while growing up convinced my mind that i am fundamentally unlovable and that my existence is gross, unwanted, and hated

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when i accidentally look in the mirror/see a photo of myself so now all my thoughts for the next week of my life will be purely dedicated to an all consuming hatred and shame

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Me if i don’t get a boyfriend soon:

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i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend.

thank you for coming to my ted talk

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i’m terrible at flirting but i’ll cook/bake anything for you

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“doomed yaoi” but it’s just me and a random straight guy who treated me like an actual human being