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I'm afraid I won't get to writing anything today, so I'll see all of you lovelies tomorrow~!

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You screamed “there will be blood” and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can’t go back to that bar.

The Joker, to Harley Quinn  (via harlequinzel)

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 —— a normal         world,        p l u s     two others

     He nodded to himself, as if the brand new information         was not secretly rattling him. Interesting. Another secret         society next to their own. How very…

                                                       —— Well. Interesting.

       “No, not really."

        Skulduggery was amused by the way she kept her eyes         narrowed at him, why, was he that suspicious?

                 …Perhaps he was.

        When he realised that all they did was staring at each         other, he gave a small shrug of his shoulders. “I         suppose it wouldn’t be all that handy whenever         I’m, I don’t know, punching someone in the face."         His head titled.

       “And I assume you’re asking because you only         know magic that uses wands and incantations?”

"So you actually use WANDS to do magic?"

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             her eyes narrowed, almost imperceptibly.                                            ❛ and incatations.  ❜              she was going to have to ask for his diet plans.            for medical reasons. not her own dieting needs.             thatwould probably be immoral. and a great                                                                           idea.                                           ❛ why, don’t you?  ❜  

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 —— their magic           unknown;          a [ threat ]

          “And here I’ve hoped I could make you           curious as well," he said, taking off his           sunglasses. Next followed his hat and the           ridiculous wig, and while he put the hat back           and unwrapped his scarf, Skulduggery titled           his head to the side.

              ( Of course, he was an outsider of this                 interesting little town, but definitely a                 special kind of outsider. )

          He was a skeleton, after all. He guessed           that could raise… some sort of question. 

"I'm, to put it in simple terms, curious about your magic, Ma'am."

                “I suppose you’ll just have to stay that way, then.”

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If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I killed. You can kill yourself too, but that doesn’t mean you got to stop living.

Archie’s Final Project. Dir. David Lee Miller (via wordsnquotes)

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"Scapegrace went to roll his eyes, but lost his enthusiasm halfway through and ended up looking at the ceiling."

- possibly the best sentence I’ve ever read

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Valkyrie: “You are such a moron. Skulduggery: “Don’t be jealous of my genius.

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I did confront my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded.

Skulduggery Pleasant, Death Bringer (via darkblizz)

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Skulduggery: Things are going to get a lot rougher from here on in, and I need someone to fight by my side. There's something about you, Valkyrie. I'm not quite sure what it is. I look at you and....

Valkyrie: And you're reminded of yourself when you were my age?

Skulduggery: Hmm? Oh, no, what I was going to say is that there's something about you that is really annoying, and you never do what you're told, and sometimes I question your intelligence, but even so I'm going to train you, because I like having someone follow me around like a little puppy. It makes me feel good about myself.

Valkyrie: You are such a moron.

Skulduggery: Don't be jealous of my genius.

Valkyrie: Can you get over yourself for a moment?

Skulduggery: If only that were possible.

Valkyrie: For a guy with no internal organs, you've got quite the ego.

Skulduggery: And for a girl who can't stand up without falling over, you're quite the critic.

Valkyrie: My leg will be fine.

Skulduggery: And my ego will flourish. What a pair we are.

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I would like to express my gratitude.

If Derek, Kills off the Bentley in the final book I will be beyond disgusted with him.

Just sayin’.