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Max: What are your goals?

Aki: To pet all the dogs!

Max: No, fitness goals.

Aki: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Audrey: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Max. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Max!

Aki: Nope.

Audrey: In that case, as the archbishop of Aki's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Max right on the lips!!!

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Aki: You have to apologize to Max

Audrey: Fine.

Audrey: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Aki: So, Max is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Audrey: Why?

Aki: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Max, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

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Aki: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Max?

Max: …No.

Audrey: I do!

Aki: I know, Audrey.

Audrey: I’m sad!

Aki: I know, Audrey.

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Max: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Audrey: Wasn't Aki with you?

Aki: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Aki: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Max: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Audrey: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Max: The first time I ever got upset in front of Audrey, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.

Audrey: I was doing both, for your information.

Aki: The first time Audrey hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.

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Max, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Audrey: Aki's in the kitchen.

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Aki: If Max and I were drowning, who would you save?

Audrey: You two can’t swim?

Max: It’s a hypothetical question, Audrey! who would you save?

Audrey: My time and effort.

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Aki: I trust Max.

Audrey: You think he knows what they're doing?

Aki: I wouldn't go that far.

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Aki: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Max: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Aki: No! Four to five seconds!

Max: Too late!!!

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Aki: Hey, you want some leftovers?

Max: What's that?

Aki: You've never had leftovers???

Max: No, because I'm not a quitter.

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Aki: You love me, right, Max?

Max: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Max, pointing: May I sit there?

Aki: That's my lap.

Max: That doesn't answer my question, Aki.

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Aki: Max...

Max: Oh no, 'Max' in b-flat.

Max: You're disappointed.

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Aki: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Max: Three words.

Aki: