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Shinya: I'm not worried about your side chick either.

Shinya: I know I'm better.

Sumireko: Oh my god.

Sumireko: My only side chick is your other personality.

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Haruki: *texting* how are ur boobs

Isuke: theyr ok

Haruki: let me see

Isuke: No

Haruki: I just wanna make sure they're ok

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Shiena: Well who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night?

Otoya: I do, they call me the midnight barber

Shiena: Yeah well that's an infringement of people's liberties

Otoya: Is it?

Shiena: Yeah so don't ever be doing that to me

Otoya: I do do it to you!

Shiena: ... what?

Otoya: Who do you think cuts your hair, Einstein?

Shiena: My hair just doesn't grow very fast

Otoya: What, you think it stays that length naturally? I'm in there in the night styling away!

Shiena: How dare you do that to me in the night when I'm oblivious

Otoya: I do my best work when you're oblivious! I lean you up against the pillow and I go at you

Shiena: That's perverted

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Mahiru: I have multiple personality disorder.

Sumireko: Dayum!!! Any of them freaky???

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What Your Favorite Akuma no Riddle Ship Says About You (Eldena Doubleca5…

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Shiena, after Class Black: Do you remember me Kirigaya?!

Hitsugi: Are you questioning my memory or your relevance?

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Shiena: You look so pretty today that I forgot how bad your personality is.

Otoya: Aw, thanks, babe.

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Isuke: Tell me a way to be nice to others

Haruki: Don’t kill them

Isuke: Setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it

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Nio: Ugh, there's always that weak bitch in the group who isn't down with murder.

Nio: *glares at Tokaku*

Tokaku: Well, sorry I have morals!

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Haru: What are you doing?

Nio: Killing you. Unfortunately I could only afford a wiffle bat so it's going to take a while.

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Akuma no Riddle memes compilation

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Otoya: You know you’ve made it when you see your picture up everywhere you go!

Shiena: Takechi… those are wanted posters.

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Given Tumblr 10 choices limit I decided to exclude Haru, Tokaku and Nio for being the target, protector and arbitrator respectively.

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Nio: If I were a millionaire I’d buy millions of melons so I’d become a melonaire.

Isuke: How do you have friends?

Nio: Because I’m a melonaire.

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Tokaku: I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.

Haru: I think you mean “cards” Tokaku-san.

Nio: She does not.

Tokaku, pulling out knives: I do not.

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*Otoya wearing Shiena's spare glasses*

Otoya: Why am I having the weird urge to start lecturing myself?

Otoya, imitating Shiena: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU DAMN BULLY!?"

Shiena, from behind: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU DAMN BULLY!?

Otoya, excitedly: I CONJURED HER!