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HELP MY SISTER FOUND MY FAN ACCOUNT

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What crowley thinks azi means: I can finally make you deserve heaven again

What aziraphale is trying to say : I can make heaven deserve you again

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Aziraphale : Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Crowley: It was autocorrect.

Aziraphale : Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Crowley: Yes.

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Aziraphale : Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Crowley: Marry me.

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Crowley: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Aziraphale : I wrote you a poem.

Crowley, already crying: You did?

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Crowley: If God’s ever been mad at anything I’ve ever said, he hasn’t done shit about it.

Crowley: So he either doesn’t care or he’s a coward.

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Aziraphale : I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...

Crowley : Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, Angel

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Crowley: You know what’s funny about Aziraphale ? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.

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The closet is made of glass. And so is the locker room of the 118. Eddie is parading around shirtless and Buck tells him he's single and Eddie welcomes him back to the land of the living with a hand on his shoulder. The irony is not lost on me.

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Buck: guys...I think I'm bi

The entire 118: we know, Buck

Buck: I think I'm in love with Eddie

The 118: we know, buck

Buck: so... Any thoughts?

Hen: And prayers. You're going to need them

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*While planning to break in somewhere*

Eddie: Hey, let's do "Get Help!"

Buck: What?

Eddie: "Get Help."

Buck: No.

Eddie: C'mon, you love it!

Buck: I hate it.

Eddie: It's great! It works every time!

Buck: It's humiliating.

Eddie: Do you have a better plan?

Buck: No.

Eddie: We're doing it!

Buck: We are not doing "Get Help!"

*A Minute Later*

Eddie, carrying Buck: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! *throws Buck at guards, knocking them out*

Eddie: Ahh, classic!

Buck: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating.

Eddie, laughing: Not for me, it's not.

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Bobby: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.

Buck: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.

Bobby: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

Chim: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from....

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Buck: The Ocean is a soup.

Hen:

Hen: Do elaborate.

Buck: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Hen: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Buck: *Tilts head*???

Hen: The Ocean is a Soup.

Buck: The Ocean is a Soup.

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Buck: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?

Eddie: The afterlife, I guess.

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Chim: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Eddie?

Eddie: No.

Buck: I do!

Chim: I know, Buck.

Buck: I’m sad.

Chim: I know, Buck.

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I feel like all fans can just hear this picture