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“Can you eat your eyes like a fruit roll up?”
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M̸̧̛̛̙̳̜̰̟̥̗̤̮̌̏̃̏͌͆̑̐͜ͅe̶̝̙͓̲̪̰̓̐̆͛͠ä̶͙͈̟̝̬͉̯͔͍̮̣̍̊̽̌̅̔̕ẗ̷̡̧̢̧̮̠̟̜͎͕̙̹́̈́̇̾̽ ̶̛̗͇̌̋͛̚͜c̷͇͗̽͋͌̈́͆̎̋̏́̎͘̕̚͝h̸̝̑̇͐̔͊̒̓͐͂̒̅́̚͝͝ị̶̹̯͚̞̩̤̹͂̅̂̓̄̀͊̅̓͜��̗̠̞̜̰l̴̟̊̍͛̌̾̈́̆̀d̶̼͍̘͇́̾͑͋̀̾̄̽r̶̨̙̙͈̯͉̳͔̹͎͕̆͗͂̈́̍̓͜e̷͙̣̩̻̹̤̟̝̰̊͝ń̷̺̣̫̤͖̠͙̞̀͗̎̈́̏̐͘̕
Ẉ̴̄͛͒̉e̴̗͑̆̎́̑͂́̉͆ ̷̯͚͕̳͕̮̺̺͉̰̗̥̀â̸̜̼̮͓͎̰̬̾̐̀̔́r̵͖̻̻͇̼͎̘̹̜̀̊̈́̅́͑͋̄̌̄̈́̓̕̕̕̚͠ḙ̷̜̱̤͋́͌͆̑́͠ͅͅ ̴̨̧͓͔͎̳̰̺̟͍͖̻͔̦̤̜̹̯͐̑̌͋͗̍͒͒͂́̈́̎̈́̚̕͠͠a̴̩̖̥̼͖̻̱̫̟̙̥̥̰͚͈̺͖̽͂͛́͗̔̕ͅl̶͖͍͎̣̩̙͗̈́͆̏̑̕ͅl̴̻̀̇͂͐̍̈́́͐͌̂̿̕ ̵̡͇̼̮̙͖̟̘̣͔̒̔̂̈́̑͆͐͂̐̕h̴̛̼̯̖͍͇̪̼͙͓͉̬̑͗͗̉͑̀̃̾̅͐̀̀͜ͅỏ̷̫͔̦̰̖͚̻̞͚͈͚̥̹̝̼̏̋͝ͅr̴͇̰̲̟̹͉̝͖͐̔̉̅̃̑̿͐̀̓̿͋͑̀s̸̢̛͚̭͔͎̞̲͖͎̺̬̐͊̐͌̀ě̷̢̛̫̟̘͇̺̗̼̬̞͔̦̺̳̣̋̈́͠s̷͔̰̤̜̹̟̯̰̦͕͕̪̯̟͖͚͈̙̐̈́̑̿̅͒̽͒͑͘ ̷̡̡̢̺̰̖̱̤͇̰̮̊͊̓̽̌̄͒̓̈́̑͜͜͝ͅą̷̢̜̟͎̲̳͕̻̮̼̟͎̘͓͖͎̾̾̈̄̅͘̕̕̚͝ǹ̶̨̙͔̫͔̜̘̦̬̩̜͖̯̑͑̉̂̎̽̌̆̏̎̂̈͠d̷͙͔̘͍̯̪̬̝̭͎̏͛̎̇́͘̚͜ ̵̡̡̡̡͎͚͚̻̗͔̟͍̿̈̾̆̑́̃̎̏̾́̾͠ģ̸̬͖̼͕̰͔̜͎̺̺̑̒̽̌̎ǫ̷̲̜̙͍̟͑͆̐̈̆̊͊͆̃̏̊̇d̷̨͔̙̲̫͓̹̬̟̟̩͔͔͎̀̎͜ ̴̧͎̪̘̺̯͇̻̳̳̫̤̭̹̗̑͆͜͜i̷͉̯̙͍̠͖͇̺̹̻̓͒̓̀̋͋̊́̀͑̒̂͌́̃̚͝͝ṣ̵̢̺̼̩͖͙̩̙̜̓̓̅͋̂̌́̈̀̈́́̚̚͠͝͝ ̸͖̱͑͒͆̿͛̈́͂͋̎́͝ͅa̵͓͚̫̮͕̺̙̭̥͓̻̜̅̽̒͊̉́̂̎̿̆͐̕̚̕͜ ̵̨̧̮͖̥̹̩̝̟̝̝̞͛̄̽̋͒̀͊̓̄̔͘m̴̞̼̮̓̊͌́͛̒͝ͅͅa̵͈̓ṋ̵̜̹̦͍͙̌͋̔͆ ̷̢̢̛̖̠͇͈̜̲̳͖͇͎̲̻̠̻̏͆͜ͅẁ̶̢̛͔̟̲͙͉̬̬̱̌̈̑̊͐̔̍͗̾̔̂͝͝i̸̛͇̘͔̼̙̘̟̱̍̊̍̈́̒͐̎̄́̈́́̉̄̕͝t̷̟͎̫͇̫̀̇̀h̵͖̼̣̠͙͖̦̻̝̖̘͎͖̀̌̈́̋̇̿̆̉͒̆̊̎̕̕̕̕͝ ̴̧̭͉̲̙̀̃̓̈͆͋͊̀̀ą̷̢͎͎̼̝̯̖̺͚͍̮̅͆̄̔̐́̍͊͜͝ͅ ̶̛̥̀̓̈́̄̋̎̍̈g̷͈̯̗̰̲̟̾̿̃̾͒̈͋͑̿́͘͝u̶͔͕͙̣̥̜͍͎͕͈͂͆̀̅͐͑̈́̔͋̑́́̽͝͠n
M̶̡̧̢̨̛͔͓̤̝͎̟̫̫̜͎̰̮̠̮̯͕̬͔͚̥̖͈̭͚̲̩̩̯̮̱̩̮̲̙̤͕͚͚̦̗̽͗͒̌͂̎̓̆̓́̈́̌̔͆͌͐̇̀̎͗̉̊͘̕̕͜͠Ḛ̸̡̛̛͈̬̤̼̘̘̮̹̙̙̼͖̖̫̤͖̗̫̻͉̩͇͇͎̲̠̥͎̞͍̋̃̊̓̇̅̍̏̊̒̈̉̎̈̋̎̍̈́̑̃͊̽̆̉̉̂̐̃́̎͒̇̋͆̔̂͛́̓̾̿͋͗̆̏͗͗͛͘͜͜͜͝ͅA̸̡̛͍͔͂͒̓̿̑̿͊̊͂̑̿̂̍̔̋̈́̂̋̔̉̍̊̏́͊͑͑̓͒̐̀̎͂̌̎̔̏͒̀̇̋̎̀̈́͋̽͒̆̑̓̒̇̃̎̂͗̆̈́̽͌̽́̒̿͋̈́̏̍̋̃̎̋̄̊̈́̎̎̒̀̈́̄̐̒̀͒̑̇̆̋̉̄̉͐͛̄̐̓́͐̈́͊̋̇̂́̈́͒̑͋́̇̚̚̚͘͘̚̚̕͜͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͝͠͠ͅT̵̢̢̨̢̡̢̧̢̛̛͎͖͕̼̼̞͖̬̭̦̹̗̦̩̭̲̭̖̮͖͉̩̦̫̬̩̜̣̦̘̠͖̘̹̪̳͖̻̱̩̣̜̫̮̱̲̤̤͚̭̖̩͎̝̣̺͉̝̣̞͓̩̣̺̻͖̠̻̀̇̀̈̌́̇͛̒̒͂̅̈́̄̊͌͊́̓̊̒̎̎̆͗̑̅̃͛͊̀́̿̍̒̇̐̓̾̓̄͌͋̊͂̔́͆͒̂́̅͐͆̔͊̋́̃̈̇̎͗̔̅̅́̀͗̌͗̈́̿́̓͑͛͊͑̃̽̚͘̚̕͘͘̕̚̕̚͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅ
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Everything that is said in Walmart stays in Walmart
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“No! I want to hear about the bad taxidermy!”
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“You have heard of lost in thought, now get ready for lost with a thot”
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We are all diffrent people at 9:00 in a Wendys
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“I use pencils because I’m afraid of commitment”
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You opened this bed of worms now lay in it.
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“Kill three birds with one flaming set of stairs”
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“What’cha gonna do about it?”
“Die I geuss”
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