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Have some totk Ganondorf

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missing babe so much right now

you’ve saved me so much weapon durability in botw and i want to u to know u were appreciated

u cut my trees

u kaboom’d my bokos

i love u

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posting this here too because i’m right

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Link: “what if we-“

Ganon: “no.

Link: “but how about-“

Ganon: “no.”

Link: “how do you even know what I’m gonna suggest if you’re going to keep interrupting me?”

Ganon: “because I know it involves arson.”

Link: “dammit, fine. What do you suggest?”

Ganon: “… I was thinking we could-“

Link: “WE ARE NOT COMMITING MASS GENOCIDE!”

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not to be an old cranky leftist but going forward i think those of us who live in the us need to remember a protest is not a group powerwalk to register polite disapproval with those in power

a protest is an implied threat. a protest says there are a lot of us, and we do not like what you’re doing. we are giving you a chance to course correct before we take things to the next level.

if there’s no shared commitment to the potential of moving to that next level: a protest is useless and essentially just public performance art.

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I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

I posted this on my Facebook exactly one year ago for my entire family to see.

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He’s evil cause women scary 🥺🥺

I posted this on my Facebook exactly one year ago for my entire family to see.

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I posted this on my Facebook exactly one year ago for my entire family to see.

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Ganon *dropping link off at the airport: “Have a safe flight!”

Link: “I have have no control of that…”

Ganon *already driving off*: “okay, die then.”

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Haven't drawn botw era link and gan in half a month? Foul. Unacceptable

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* thinks reaaaaally hard about rehydrated ganondorf *

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I love looking at my old posts and laughing at them. Like, ahahaha I’m so funny.

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Link: “I don’t understand why everyone avoids me as if I’m going to kill them.”

Ilia: “You have a tendency to run around with a knife in your hand-“

Link: “okay? So-“

Ilia: “-you tripped and violently stabbed yourself in the leg. Then when we asked, you said ‘oh, I’m fine!’ And then ripped it from your flesh.”

Link: “okay, so that happened when I was younger. And obviously I was okay if I lived.”

Ilia: “you almost died from blood loss.”

Link: “That was the old me-“

Ilia: “it was last month.”

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Link: “You’re supposed to use rubbing alcohol for outside booboos😌”

Ganon: “-and you’re supposed to use drinking alcohol for INSIDE booboos.”

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Ganon: “I’m gonna beat your ass.”

Link: “but, without the B right?”

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We all know that Twilight has a lot of books in his house, more than what you would expect from a simple farmer. And headcanons as to what the books are about vary wildly from being farmer’s almanacs, textbooks for self-taught scholars, to (for fans of the manga) tomes of dark magic.

And all of those are fine suggestions. I really can’t complain. But do you want to know I think Twilight reads?

Dime novels.

Cheap books filled with the cheesiest plots possible that you’re supposed to read once and then throw away. Stories where overpowered knights rescues princesses in despair. Crime stories about the harden detectives of Castle Town. Serialized stories about the same overpowered hero and his eclectic group of friends he keeps on running into (you know the kind).

Try to get him to read a book on science, or history, or (at Shad’s behest) something of high literature; and he is put to sleep. He is an avid reader for dumb novels and dumb novels only.

He especially loves to read the cheesiest, sauciest, sultriest bodice rippers out there. And he unabashedly loves them. 

I bet he reads while he’s on the road a lot, either while he’s riding Epona or looking to relax at the end of the night. He carries a few around and he reads them all the time until the spines fall apart.

He does this so much that the other Links ask him all the time what he’s reading about over there?

And Twilight, straight-faced, not even looking up from the raunchiest scene of Lady Pennelegion experiencing the temptation of true devotion from her secret lover Sir Rupert Luckinbill Esquire: “Goats.”

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The new Ao3 wank I can't escape is that it sounds like the site has 1.5 million in funds and someone in a finance meeting said that could keep them running for 2-3 years. This is a "suspicious" and "unheard of" amount of money for a nonprofit to have, and I'm hearing all sorts of overblown takes about how it's proof that OTW is run by a bunch of clueless and incompetent people and no one should donate to them again. e.o

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1.5 million… so… like 3 high level developers for 1 year.