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Valery: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Sofia: Nat 20 Charisma.
Valery: That is NOT how that works-
#submission#i'm so sorry this is going to be a lot of spam#unreality#goncharov#sofia goncharov#valery goncharov#gonchposting#dont worry submitter ily
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Valery: I wish I was a dinosaur.
Katya: Why? Cause they're big and scary?
Valery: Because they're dead.
#submission#gonchposting#katya goncharova#gonchqueue#goncharov#goncharov 1973#valery#incorrect quotes#unreality
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Joe: *watching their house burn down*
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Joe: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.
#submission#ice pick joe#gonchposting#gonchqueue#incorrect quotes#unreality#goncharov#goncharov 1973
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Joe: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
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#bro deadass wish i couldvut even if i try to be the most blandest boring cishet lookin dudebto out there i still get misgendered#like deadass people do not believe im a man at any point no matter WHAT i do#o e motherfucker said 'i do t know your voice just makes me want to use the feminine language:)))"#while my voice was ACTIVELY VIOLENTLY CRACKING#i truly do not fucking know what the cis want from me at this point#i tried everything#even things that make me miserable#and none of them work#someday though#mark my fucking worms I'm goi g to be a man in a corset#im gonna fucking do it#someday#also why are people so weird in the replies. hello?#can transmascs live?
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Goncharov: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Mario: Put spaghetti in it.
Goncharov: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Sofia: Put spaghetti in it.
Goncharov: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
Joe: Put spaghetti in it.
Goncharov: I am no longer taking suggestions.
#submission#goncharov#gonchposting#goncharov 1973#incorrect quotes#unreality#mikhail goncharov#ice pick joe#mario ambrosini#sofia#haha i cooka da pizza i makea the shpaget
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Goncharov: *Sneaking in through the window*
Katya: *Turning in a chair and turns the lights on* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Goncharov: I was… with Mario?
Mario: *Turns in the other chair* Wanna try again?
#goncharov#goncharov 1973#mikhail goncharov#katya goncharova#mario ambrosini#gonchposting#gonchqueue#we all know where the fuck he was. come on#incorrect quotes#unreality
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Goncharov: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
Mario: Yeah-
Ice Pick Joe: *kicks in the door*
#goncharov#goncharov 1973#gonchposting#gonchqueue#mikhail goncharov#mario ambrosini#ice pick joe#he is a little stupit your honour <33#incorrect quotes#unreality
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Mario: is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?
Goncharov: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Ice Pick Joe: smad.
#goncharov#goncharov 1973#gonchqueue#gonchposting#mikhail goncharov#mario ambrosini#ice pick joe#these three guys...underrated trio tbh#incorrect quotes#unreality
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Andrey: I think Katya's a little upset with you.
Goncharov: What?
Andrey: She told me to give you this note.
Goncharov, reading the note out loud: Dear Mikhail, I hope this message finds you before I do.
#goncharov#goncharov 1973#gonchposting#katya goncharova#mikhail goncharov#andrey daddano#unreality#incorrect quotes#andrey is his arch enemy but still katya asks him to deliver notes to misha. theyre just like that <33
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Andrey, about to break several geneva conventions at once: Two, four, six eight! TIME FOR ME TO ESCALATE!
#goncharov#goncharov 1973#gonchposting#gonchqueue#andrey daddano#its because goncharov didnt pay enough attention to him#he acts out of misguided homosexual yearning. thats it#incorrect quotes#unreality
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Katya: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them
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Andrey: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.
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Ice Pick Joe: You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read.
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Goncharov: What am I supposed to do? Andrey: If I were you? I’d try and make peace with whatever deity, pantheon, or Divine Other you believe in. Goncharov: I’m agnostic. Andrey: Then just get ready to die I guess.
#goncharov#goncharov 1973#gonchposting#gonchqueue#incorrect quotes#unreality#mikhail goncharov#andrey daddano
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Goncharov: I wanna die. Andrey: We all do, you aren't special!
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