#incorrect tgwdlm

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Ted: Y’know, we have a lot in common, Emma.

Emma: No we don’t.

Emma:

Emma: And don’t ever say that again.

[nocakesformissedith]

Pokey: Welcome to the first meeting of the "Fuck Paul Matthews" club! Members, please introduce yourselves. 😊

Emma, Mr. Davison, Greenpeace Girl, Melissa, Bill, and Ted, sweating: Um, I think we misunderstood what this club was about.

Pokey: No…. you were right. 😔

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Professor Hidgens: I believe in evolution, I'm just interested in what we evolve into next

Professor Hidgens: Because I'd quite like a propeller

[arkrow]

[altr618157]

I can't tell if this looks like dookie or not but you get the idea </3 Still traumatized from Hey, Melissa! btw go watch it.

Also for the people following me for my ART I'm SORRY I'm in ART BLOCK be PATIENT

[miss-constelia]

hes insufferable

original below

[nerdyblog8]

Hatchefield as Textposts (part one)! (Part two!) (Part three!)

(TGWDLM incorrect quotes part 1) (NPMD incorrect quotes part 1)

(Star Trek Textposts part 1 - AOS)

[its-short-for-jackalope]

no thoughts today, only ✨️memes✨️ (3/3)

...alrighty thats all of em!!! this has been the magic of adhd hyperfocus! my brain is fried now

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

Has this been done before? Eh who cares I DID A FANART EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!

This took me. So fucking long. I had such a hard time with Paul's arm in the second panel and then, after I got it to a place I actually liked, I ended up just copy pasting his pose in the first sjvnvkekfmekfnkd

Also please don't look too hard at the background I did my best but GOD I suck at backgrounds-

[petes-5yr-cocoa]

yeah idk what to title this one we got a bit of everything bruv

+ shoutout to @ihavenoideamanokay for the wonderful idea that bailey & richie are related

richie has like 23.62 uncles now in my head & you can pry that from my cold dead hands

Those teenagers scare the living shit outta me

Putting the “fun” in “disfunctional”

[rentumblsstuff]

NPMD!Steph: I asked Pete to Pasquali’s on the first date.

AC!Steph: I asked Pete to shower with me.

YJ!Steph: Who the fuck is Pete and why are we thirsty for him? Get a grip, ladies.

NPMD!Steph: Okay, okay, imagine the biggest nerd you can think of?

YJ!Steph: Oh the bow tie kid.

NPMD!Steph: That’s him.

AC!Steph: But then also like make him funny and sarcastic.

NPMD!Steph: Yeah! And sweet.

AC!Steph: And weirdly sexy and secretly jacked and you just kinda wanna break his brain so that the only thing he can think about is pinning you to the wall of the shower even though it’s nasty, so-

NPMD!Steph: Wait the other one is right. Get a grip. Please.

AC!Steph: *shaking* I’ve been stuck at Camp Idontwannabang for a month and he’s the only sane one here other than me. There’s only one thing I’m trying to ‘get a grip’ on around here, and it’s down the shorts that his ‘Virginity Rocks!’ camp tee is tucked into.

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AC!Peter: I broke my leg trying to improvise a weapon to protect Steph and myself.

NPMD!Peter: I almost sacrificed my life for Steph!

TGWDLM!Peter: I STILL HAVEN’T GOTTEN MY HOT CHOCOLATE.

AC!Peter and NPMD!Peter: NEITHER HAVE WE!

TGWDLM!Peter: Also who is Steph and why are we willing to hurt ourselves for her?

AC!Peter and NPMD!Peter: *OFFENDED GASP*

AC!Peter: Imagine you have really low blood sugar and all you have to fix it is fuckin’ raisins… And Steph gives you a chocolate bar. Relief, finally, you can think straight for what feels like the first time in your life. That’s Stephanie.

NPMD!Peter: Imagine an eldritch god tells you that you have to give up what you treasure above all else and you suddenly realize in the worst way possible that your Pokémon cards and comic collection mean nothing to you in comparison, and as weirdly slimy and wiggly fingers brush the hair from your neck, you realize that the girl who’s suddenly become the most important person or thing in your life thinks of you the exact same way and that one of you has to die before you’ve even worked up the nerve to admit to the coolest girl you’ve ever met how you feel. That’s Stephanie.

AC!Peter: … Are you okay?

NPMD!Pete: Better than that guy’s doing.

BF!Pete: I watched a man get kicked in the head until he died… I can still see the bomb falling through the air as I spent my last moments alive with my big brother…

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NPMD!Grace: I can explain!

AC!Grace: YOU HAD A SEXUAL FANTASY?!

PB!Grace: NASTY!! JAIL FOR YOU.

AC!Grace: HELL EVEN.

NPMD!Grace: Wait, no no no! It’s okay, I killed the guy it was about!

AC!Grace: You better have!

NPMD!Grace: But then he came back to life and I had to sacrifice my chastity to send him back, so we had sex in the middle of a football field and five evil gods dragged him to Hell! Also by the way, Jesus isn’t real and it’s up to us to cleanse the earth of all perverts for our new gods, the Lords in Black!

AC!Grace and PB!Grace: …………… WHAT THE FU-

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Pete: You haven't been practicing your Polish, I can tell

Ted: Nie, nie jestem, widzisz. jestem w ciąży

Pete: You just told me you're pregnant

Richie: Congratulations!

Ruth: You're glowing

[obliviousduckguy]

Ok but like Greenpeace girl? I didn't know that was a ship like good for you guys but Paul and Greenpeace girl have legendary beef you, is this In a timeline where Paul donated to Greenpeace girl

Pokey: Welcome to the first meeting of the "Fuck Paul Matthews" club! Members, please introduce yourselves. 😊

Emma, Mr. Davison, Greenpeace Girl, Melissa, Bill, and Ted, sweating: Um, I think we misunderstood what this club was about.

Pokey: No…. you were right. 😔

[teranobriss]

Hatchetfield + Reductress Headlines, part 2 of ??

featuring tgwdlm / nmt / npmd

[ part 1 ]

[arkrow]

[inkwell-illustrations]

Wiggly: Hey guys wanna get some d-e-s-s-e-r-t     Blinky: Yeah man, I need a t-r-e-a-t  Nibbly: Whatcha guys talking about? Pokey: Yeah why did you guys just spell desser- Blinky: NO NO NO SHUT UP Wiggly: SHHHHHH Blinky: don't say it Pokey: uh why? Blinky: how do we tell you this?  Wiggly: Nibbly can't spell Pokey: what? Blinky: He can't spell so when we talk about something he wants we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited  Pokey: He’s a grown man he can't handle hearing the word treat? Nibbly: Treat?!?!?! Wiggly: No treat Nibbly: treat? Wiggly: No treat!!  Nibbly: treat? Wiggly: No treat!!  Nibbly: aww Pokey: ok what is happening?  Wiggly: We told you he gets excited when he hears the word t-r-e-a-t Nibbly: whatcha talking about? Blinky: taxes! Nibbly: aww shucks Pokey: What so you guys just treat him like a toddler? Nibbly: Treat?! Wiggly: No treat Nibbly: treat? Wiggly: No treat!!  Nibbly: treat? Wiggly: No treat!!  Nibbly: awww Wiggly: you gotta spell if your talking about f-o-o-d Pokey: Ok so are we getting an s-n-a-c-k Nibbly: Snack?? Pokey: Come on! Wiggly: really? Blinky: aw man! Pokey: OH COME ON I SPELLED IT! Wiggly: Well he knows how to spell snack! Pokey: So he can spell snack but he can't spell treat? Nibbly: TREAT Pokey: NO TREAT Nibbly: TREAT Pokey: NO TREAT Nibbly: TREAT Pokey: NO TREAT Nibbly: GOD DAMNIT Blinky: Ok he’s getting fussy it's time for an n-a-p Nibbly: yeahh Pokey:  what does n-a-p spell?! Nibbly: Party!