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The day has come

I have finally completed my mission

I didn’t sell my soul to get it my soul is only worth $5

but for real this is so beautiful

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Okay I like promise to stop talking about it after this but I received Hellsing Volume 4

look at this bitch

‘Good condition’ is an under exaggeration from goodwill

besides the edges this volume basically looks new

and I think I paid only $7.07 for it

I swear buying manga from goodwill is a gamble

Now I’m just waiting for volume 9 which I hope is in decent condition since I paid $35 but considering that acceptable condition volume 9’s are now being sold for $103 5 days after I bought mine, I‘d say I dodged a bullet no matter what condition it’s in.

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I actually haven’t been paying attention to the Hellsing fandom in a few years

So what’s y’alls thoughts on the live action Hellsing movie that’s in development?

My thoughts are: At least Derek Kolstad is a Hellsing fan and Hellsing seems like something hard to fuck up

but despite me saying that I’m still terrified

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I'm almost there

4’s been held at my post office since the 12th for some fucking reason

And 7&9 should be coming Monday

And lastly I wanna thank the bookstore who I bought 6 from for not saying it used to be a library book, fuck you(to clarify I bought online not in store I had no idea what it looked like)

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w h a t

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What bodily organ is Hellsing Volume 10 worth?

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okay then

my favorite part is Chad Integra

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bruh

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I’m gay and even I’m horny on main for Integra.

Only female character who gives me straight thoughts.

Beutfiul eyes and hair?

Intimidating?

Could kick my ass?

Yesssssssssir.

Is everybody horny on main for Integra Hellsing or is it just me?

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Edit:83 Remember this epic scene?🔥

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Sorry but when the fuck did we get 2,000 followers????

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Alucard: *Notices a wanted poster of himself on the wall*

Alucard: *Rips poster off wall* This is bad, this is very bad!

Alucard: *Shows Seras the poster* They never get my nose right!

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I’ve searched around a bit and the closest thing to a female dating sim with vampires only have 1 vampire in them while the rest are just normal

Ahh well that sucks

Do you have any recommendations for someone who's more into female vampires?

There doesn’t seem to be dating sims who have female characters as is, like I literally can only name one

I would reccomend looking through Japanese psvita/psp/switch games your bound to find something

If anyone knows any please respond my horny ass would love to play a female vampire dating sim

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Do you have any recommendations for someone who's more into female vampires?

There doesn’t seem to be dating sims who have female characters as is, like I literally can only name one

I would reccomend looking through Japanese psvita/psp/switch games your bound to find something

If anyone knows any please respond my horny ass would love to play a female vampire dating sim

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I blame alucard for basically making me having not only a vampire/dracula kink, but also huge daddy kink... thanks alucard, i love you

Yo I love this

But I'm gonna help you out a bit, so you have a vampire kink?

I'm gonna suggest the game series that gave me a vampire kink: Diabolik Lovers(and for people who know this, stop judging me)

But yes Alucard brings out all of our vampire and daddy kinks we didn't know we had

Same with Integra but mommy kink

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Alucard: That’s the guy you said the lame stuff about, like, ’He's a good listener’.

Seras: I’m sorry, what do you look for in a man?

Alucard: I dunno, real stuff. The shape of his ass.

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Literally the whole fandom:

Thank so much for this amazing tag 😂

Ah, yes my kink: Men in long red coats~