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Sang: Jeup help me! I just got bitten by a snake!

Jeup: *frantically typing on google*

Google: Elevate and apply pressure.

Jeup, lifting snake really high: You better apologise.

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Sang: How are you so funny?

Jian: All of my jokes are cries for help.

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Taeho: Jeup, we tried things your way

Jeup: No, we didn’t

Taeho: I did. In my head. And it didn’t work

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Sang: I made an eye patch and I feel exactly like an anime character and I get why they’re so dramatic. I get it now.

Sang: Having no depth perception makes you wanna start some shit

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Jian: See, Jeup, the way the whole friend thing works is you have to tell each other deep stuff.

Jeup: The deep stuff? Oh man. Like what?

Jian: Like what’s your favorite color?

Jeup: Okay now you’ve crossed the line.

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Ungjae: If you tell me you’re having a bad day I will quietly grab you by the face and stare deeply into your eyes and whisper “all days are bad days”.

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BTW GUYS

if any of you have seen IMFACT on tour/are going to see them, I dare you to tell me yout your experience because I love reading about it!~♥

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Ungjae: You really shouldn’t use a straw

Jeup: Yeah I know it’s bad for the environment

Ungjae: No, it’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti

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Jian: I love the term ‘we’re expecting’ about pregnancy.

Jian: Like yeah, we’re expecting a child

Jian: but it could be a velociraptor.

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Jeup: No matter what you look like, all that matters is what’s in here.

[Puts hand on chest]

Jeup: Muscles

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After Taeho makes a terrible pun

Taeho: Come on. You’re smiling.

Ungjae [smiling]: I am and I HATE it.

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Sang: Wanna see how hardcore I am?

Sang: *punches a wall*

Sang:

Taeho: Sang?

Sang: Please take me to the hospital.

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Jian: I sure showed those guys, huh?

Jian: Did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying?

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Ungjae: There’s nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and misusing them

Sang: I completely photosynthesize this

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Ungjae: Did we have to leave at this ungodly hour?

Taeho: It’s four in the afternoon.

Sang: He’s got a thing about the sun.

Ungjae: It’s too bright.

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Ungjae: I made a marshmallow Taeho! See? His arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him. Do you like it?

Taeho, choked up: It’s okay.

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Jian: I wish you’d just admit it when you’ve made a mistake

Taeho: *stirring his coffee serenely* I prefer it with salt