incorrect-quote-blanks

[incorrect-quote-blanks]

Person A: I'm coming with you. If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot.

[incorrect-quote-blanks]

Person A: And I never back down from a fight.

Person B: Yes, you do! You do all the time!

Person A: Well... yeah, but I'm not backing down from this one!

[incorrect-quote-blanks]

Person A: Seduction's not my strong point.

Person B: Seduction's easy once you know the basic principles. There's nothing to it.

Person A: Oh, really? Well, I don't see a crowd of women following you around.

Person B: Why would I want a crowd of women following me around?

[incorrect-quote-blanks]

Person A: I mean, break a law, everybody’s done that, my mama’s done that, but steal a law. Oh, she’s gonna be a legend, baby!

[incorrect-quote-blanks]

Person A: Honey, are you okay? Anything you wanna talk about? Is it a boy thing?

Person B: Mom, if I wanna talk boys, I’ll call Dad. At least he’s successfully dating one.

[incorrect-quote-blanks]

Person A: You'll be happy to know I have a plan.

[incorrect-quote-blanks]

Person A: I am no one's female!

[incorrect-quote-blanks]

Person A: I know something ain't right.

Person B: Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

[incorrect-quote-blanks]

Person A: We're gonna die.

Person B: We're not gonna die. We can't die, A. You know why? Because we are so... very... pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die. Huh? Look at that chiseled jaw!

[incorrect-quote-blanks]

Person A: We have done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.

[incorrect-quote-blanks]

Person A: I try to save a life a day. Usually it’s my own.

[incorrect-quote-blanks]

Person A: Nobody knows you here. It's only people who know you that want to kill you.

[incorrect-quote-blanks]

Person A: Open your ears, or your tentacles, or whatever orifice it is you listen with!

[incorrect-quote-blanks]

Person A: Permission to barge in, sir?

[incorrect-quote-blanks]

Person A: If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for what we really are.

[incorrect-quote-blanks]

Person A: Am I the only species in creation that doesn't thrive on conflict?

[incorrect-quote-blanks]

Person A: If you must address me, do so as Your Supreme Eminence. Which you should be doing anyway.