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Person 1: how're you feeling?

Person 2: not good. i have this headache that comes and goes

Person 3: *walks into the room*

Person 2: there it is

[loonyskip]

TTOI Incorrect Quotes

Peter: How did this happen?!

Fergus: Look, in my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Peter: But wasn’t Adam with you?!

Adam: Well, in my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Person A: Honey, are you okay? Anything you wanna talk about? Is it a boy thing?

Person B: Mom, if I wanna talk boys, I’ll call Dad. At least he’s successfully dating one.

[hacchanjin]

Hanjin: Hacchou why are you crying?

Hacchou: This book is so sad!!

Hanjin, picking it up: But this is my diary-

[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Jason: What is wrong with you?

Tim: Well, when I realized the dopamine hit I received from being a smartass far outweighed the repercussions, there was no turning back for the outcome of my personality.

[catcas22]

Nepheli Loux is the hero of a different story, and the Tarnished is her slightly shady old mentor.

"This is a stormhawk. It is an elegant weapon, from a more civilized age.

"Godfrey was my commander, before he turned to evil... He betrayed and murdered your father."

"These shots are too accurate for the Cuckoo mercenaries. Only the Confessors of Sir Gideon Ofnir are so precise!"

"He ceased to be Horah Loux and became Lord Godfrey. When that happened, the honorable warrior that was your father was destroyed. So what I told you was true... From a certain point of view."

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Richie: yar Ruth: FOXY? Richie: Huh?? Ruth: ... Ruth: Richie. Richie: What? Ruth: Richie. Ruth: Foxy the pirate fox. Richie: ... yeah? Ruth: … Ruth: You said yar. Richie: OH. Richie: Wow I'm slow. Ruth: God you're slow. Richie: SAME BRAIN Ruth: HAH

[littlesistersti]

Ratchet: It’s not natural Autobot: Don’t think like that. It’s the spark that counts. :D Human: Isn’t it kinda racist? Species-ist? Ratchet: It’s not that, it’s the AGE GAP! Y/N x obviously old bot: er 0—0

Okay, go turn this into a comic or something with your characters of choice. Also, it doesn’t have to be Ratchet depending on your continuity of choice.

[thekingwhereitallends]

Yelena: I dunno what's funnier.

Yelena: That Bucky is chronologically the oldest dude in the team, Alex is physically the oldest but people still look at John and are like "Duh, i bet the house this guy's the dad of these suicidal misfits."

Bucky: Oh...

Alexei: Jeez...

Ava: It's about the grumpy attitude.

Bob: Maybe you should smile more oft-

John: Maybe i should shave-

Everyone: OH HELL NA!

Yelena: Actually, not a horrible idea.

Ava: (pinches Yelena on back) zip it.

Yelena: (calmly) ouch.

*A few days later*

Yelena: (just woke up, rubs her eyes but suddenly spots someone in the kitchen pouring a cup of coffee)

Yelena: Who the hell are yo-

Yelena: DAMMMMMMN!

Yelena: (blushes) Now that's where it becomes hard picking my date.

Yelena: I love my men fresh and glabrous the best.

Yelena: Don't let anyone ruin your mood. That's one hell of a sexy face.

John: (flustered, passes Yelena her cup of coffee) Thanks, i guess?

Yelena: (pinches John on cheek) Aren't you the sweetest darling this morning?!?

[hyperfixation-fix]

Remus, arriving home from work: Born to meet my end, forced to make ends meet. I fucking hate my life.

Sirius, entirely unconcerned: You can meet my end any day, gorgeous 😘

James, covering little Harry's ears: I don't even know where to fucking start with this situation.

[loonyskip]

TTOI Incorrect Quotes

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Terri: I think I'm falling for you.

Peter: Then get up.

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Phil: Hey Emma, do you have any hobbies?

Emma: Swimming..

Phil: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-

Emma: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

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Adam: I need life advice.

Fergus, sipping RedBull and eating cold pot noodles: You came to the right person.

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Peter: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Phil: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Peter: Not when you’re playing with Ollie, it’s not. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Dmitri: *jokingly* If only you knew what your new husband and I did to keep each other warm while we were locked up.

Joyce: Oh, yeah? Why don't you show me?

Dmitri: Is she serious?

Hopper: *already taking off his clothes* Oh, yeah.

[hacchanjin]

Hacchou: You got a date yet Hanjin?

Hanjin: No...

Hacchou: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

[beargyufairy]

Magic

Madness

Heaven

Sin

[moonydoodlez]

Sirius: Now i'm sad

Regulus: *laughs*

Sirius: why are you laughing at my sadness

Regulus: cuz it's funny

Sirius: my sadness isn't funny

[spookystarfishzombie]