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Espio: As you know I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me.

Knuckles: Where am I on the list?

Espio: Well I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

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Sonic: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!

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Shadow: All of your existences are confusing.

Rouge: How so?

Shadow: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

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Espio: My boyfriend is wearing a fucking suit to his autism diagnosis appointment

Silver, distantly: It's a special event!

Espio: Shut up

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Tails: Sonic, do you love me?

Sonic: Of course I do!

Tails: Would you still love me if I did something bad?

Somic: Well, of course I… would…

Tails: I mean something really, really—

Sonic: Tails, what did you do?

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Tangle: Wasn't iCarly that guy who girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down bad for Apollo?

Lanolin:

Lanolin: ICARUS???

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Vector: Aren’t you gay??

Espio: I like how this implies I did something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.

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Shadow: Tell Omega off, Cream! Assert yourself!

Cream: That's my ice cream!

Shadow: Good! Now let him have it!!

Cream, handing Omega the ice cream: Here, you can have it!

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Silver: Do you cook?

Charmy: I made a cake once.

Espio: Yeah, it was good.

Charmy: Really?

Espio: Don’t make me lie twice, Charmy.

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I had to reblog this here holy shit

Silver learns how to drive

Alternative title: why silver is no longer allowed to drive

3 weeks of work but it's done

Credit to @incorrect-sonic-quotes for the idea

I did alter the text a little.

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Sonic: Why is Tangle crying?

Lanolin: She saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-

Tangle: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!

Sonic: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-

Tangle: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!

Sonic: NO, NOT THAT!

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Charmy: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.

Tails: I’m worried about you.

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Shadow: Rouge, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life?

Rouge: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.

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Amy: Sonic isn’t answering his phone.

Tails: I’ll call.

Amy: Knuckles and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Sonic: Hello?

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Amy: Tails won’t come out of his room.

Sonic: Just tell him I said something.

Amy: Like what?

Sonic: Anything factually incorrect.

Amy, shrugging: If you say so.

Tails, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

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Sonic: Am I right, Knuckles?

Knuckles: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.

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Belle: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Tangle: They do.

Jewel: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?