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(Banjo is writing.)
Banjo: Dear diary, today I couldn’t find my diary, so I’m writing this on both of my Kung Fu Panda 2 DVDs.
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Chrom: Eating my caesar salad with a knife today.
Link: A person of culture, I see.
Chrom: No all my forks are in the dishwasher.
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Shulk: They were headed towards a gloomy spooky house, unaware of the dangers that lurked ahead...
Mythra: Shulk, will you stop?!
Luigi: *laughs nervously* Yeah, cut it out, Shulk!
Shulk: What are you frightened of? It was only a silent movie!
Mythra: Well if the movie was silent, why can't you be?!
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This blog has been very inactive for far too long but I want you all to know that I almost screamed during the Sephiroth reveal
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Pit: You know what? I bet they put the moon far away so we don't eat it.
Toon Link: You can't eat a star, Pit.
Palutena: ...The moon is neither a star nor edible.
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“Rivers...are just fish roads.”
— Eight
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Young Link: Welcome back to me screaming.
(He starts screaming)
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Sometimes I forget sad jokes are only funny on the internet. I told this guy I wished the earth was flat so I could yeet myself off the edge and he just got concerned.
Joker, at some point
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Gosh I need to post more here
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Again I’m so sorry I haven’t posted in a long time so here’s weird Byleth doodles I made because I wanted to
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Link: There is no odd number that doesn’t end with E
Cloud: Seven
Link: Only exception
Cloud: Eleven
Link: Shit wait
Cloud: Thirteen
Link: No stop
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*remembers the dream I had where Sephiroth was in Smash* *starts sweating*
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(Terry sends a picture of his hat)
Terry: What u think of my hat
Solo: I like it
Terry: Was that too forward? Sorry I don’t normally send hat pictures to people
Solo: No you’re fine
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Daisy: Wondering if I will sneeze today
Pit: Keep us posted
Daisy: No. It’s none of your business
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Sorry I haven’t posted in so long take this
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Dark Pit: I JUST SPRAYED DEODORANT IN MY EYES
Toon Link: Why?
Dark Pit: To make my eyeballs smell like Dark Temptation? WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
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Ken, holding a Dairy Queen blizzard upside down: This shit really just doesn’t— I’m just like, in awe, like this shit really don’t come out. Like—
(The blizzard falls out, and Ken gasps.)
Ken:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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