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Shope: Wha- are you yawning??

Kevin: *Yawning*

Shope: In the middle of this, while I'm breaking it down? Huh?? Did you hear what I said??

Kevin: I stopped listening when you said "We need a plan".

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Roach: Nooo! My favorite pizzeria closed down!

Tyler: Roach, they had a rat infestation.

Roach: Have you not seen Ratatouille?!?

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Kevin & Roach: *both carrying handfuls of soda*

Zenblock, not even looking up: No, you put that back.

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Shope: I may seem like an asshole.

Shope: But deep down I'm a good person.

Shope: And even deeper down I'm a bigger asshole.

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Roach: I made tea! Venamus, imprisoned: I don't want tea. Roach: I did not make the tea for you. This is my tea. Venamus: Then why are you telling me? Roach: It is a conversation starter! Venamus: That's a lousy conversation starter. Roach: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Zenblock: I'm going for a walk. Memblock: Let me know if you see any good cows! Zenblock: Obviously I'm going to tell you if I see any good cows.

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"I'm probably an adderall prescription away from greatness."

-- Kevin

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Roach: At least wear the matching t-shirts with personalized catchphrases I made for everybody!

Shope: I don't have a catchphrase.

Roach: [throws her a t-shirt that has "I don't have a catchphrase" printed on it]

Shope: Ooh, he is good.

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Tyler: How are we gonna get in?

Memnock: Don't worry, I'm a master virus warrior.

Memnock: *smashes window*

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Roach, pointing to space: !!!

Shope: ?

Roach, pointing to space more violently: !!!!!!!!!

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“You just need to find someone who’s pathetic. Like you!"

-- Venamus giving Tyler dating advice

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Memnock: Be careful, Tyler!

Tyler: Of course! When am I not careful?

Tyler: ... Don't answer that, I just realized what I said.

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Tyler: Why are you smiling like that?

Kevin: Maybe I'm happy.

Tyler: That's not a happy smile. That's an evil "I've got something up my sleeve" smile.

Kevin: Really? How's this?

Tyler: ... That's exactly the same.

Kevin: No, it isn't.

Tyler: Yes, it is!

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Tyler: You ruined my life!

Tylers dad: How could I ruin your life? I wasn't even there!

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Shope, about Jock: If that guy's 6'4" at the age of 13, I think we should put him down before it goes too far.

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Kevin: This date is boring.

Shope: This isn't a date. I told you was going to the store.

Kevin: Then why did you invite me?

Shope: I didn't. I specifically said "do not come with me" and you said "don't tell me what to do" and followed me here.

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Kevin: Mem, can you sign something for school?

Mem, shaking his head: If I sign this, you're going to have to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want and they'll never know.