#Source: twitter

[prkrknr]

harley: where's peter?

tony: what? do you think i have him microchipped or something?

harley: well do you?

tony:

tony: yeah, hang on

[incorrectteyvatism]

Kaeya: The moon controls the tides and the human psyche. Wolves know that, that's why they howl at her. It's a tribute.

Psychiatrist: Let's talk about your father.

Kaeya: No.

[totallycorrectmlp]

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie used a phrase no one understood and then insisted it was a common expression. Twilight Sparkle: The expression was "It's all spaghetti for the spaghetti machine".

[itgavemeyou]

The tweet in question

Every time I log on to Twitter dot com I see approximately one (1) tweet that absolutely shatters my heart and immediately log off

[tf2incorrectquotes]

[forsapphics]

<3

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Police: You are under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Bucky: Fuck's sake.

Bucky:

Bucky: Wait, did you say three?

Police: Yes, three.

Ava: Oh my god.

Yelena: BOB FUCKING FELL OFF -

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

[cursivewind]

[ontgerunway]

Mappa's three men and one man child

[wildlyincorrect]

Elphaba watching Glinda perform "Popular":

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Sirius: Apparently my dad think you turned me gay Remus: I did. Tell him he is next

[incorrectteyvatism]

Furina: Trick or bear?

Neuvillette [confused]: Bear?

Furina: HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEAR.

[distant roar and clanking of chains]

[tmiegrl]

pink and brown ﹒ 𐙚 ˚ ﹒⟢

[puriteenism]

Thalia: So you've definitely got clinical burnout by now

Jason: Oh, that sounds bad. How long does it take to fix, I have a lot of tasks and chores and training to do

Thalia:

Jason: ...what

[tf2incorrectquotes]