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Yelena: Do you know what Valentina’s problem is?

Alexei: No honor?

Ava: Rotten managerial skills?

John: Receding hairline?

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Bucky: What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?

Ava: Knife to the throat?

Walker: Gun to the back?

Yelena: Poison in his cup?

Bob: You’re all horrible.

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Valentina, talking about a therapist: He’s a rockstar. Three women at work gave me his name.

Bob: Three women at work know I’m nuts?

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Bob: Anytime I would do the laundry growing up, I would watch the water fill it up and I’d imagine there were little people on my clothes and then when the water came and got them they’d drown.

Yelena: … What?

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Walker: You have an aol email account? It’s like you were frozen in ember in 1943.

Bucky: It’s amber, not ember, you idiot.

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Interviewer: What’s the stupidest thing you two ever did together.

Walker: We hooked up once when we were-

Bucky: No we didn’t, no we didn’t. Also how dare you, what if we did hook up and you’re going to say that was the stupidest thing we’ve ever done, you bitch!

Walker, sarcastically: Oh sorry.

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Bob, helping a civilian: Yelena, she thinks I’m Satan.

Yelena: Well, tell her you’re not.

Bob: Ma’am, I’m not Satan. I’m Bob.

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Walker: You look like you've fought 10 people and ran a mile to get here.

Bucky: 12 people. 4 miles.

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Yelena: I've created a color-coded alert system to track Bob’s moods.

Bucky: What does blue mean?

Yelena: Blue means calm.

Bucky: I see.

Yelena: We’ve never been at blue.

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Yelena: I was hoping you could help me with something.

Alexei: Sure, here is a bunch of explosives.

Yelena: Nope, different thing.

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Bob: Folks, I hear you. I hear your questions constantly. They come to me in my dreams, like a prophet receiving visions from an angry God

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Yelena: *pulls out knife*

Bob: Oh no.

Yelena: *uses knife to open a box*

Bob: Oh phew.

Yelena: *pulls a gun out of the box*

Bob: Oh fuck.

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Alexei: I don’t have a favourite Thunderbolts member.

Alexei: I love Yelena and all you non-Yelenas equally.