#source: six of crows

[military-newsboys]

Bobby: it was a calculated risk!! Buck: it was a cross-your-fingers- and-hope-for-the-best risk. believe me, i know the difference.

[thewrittenpodcast]

Dick: what's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet

Cass: knife to the throat

Jason: gun to the back

Damian: poison in his cup

Duke: youre all horrible

Tim: you could blow up one of his bases and when he runs to check on the explosion, steal his wallet and run

Bruce: tim??? this is a hypothetical scenario right???? RIGHT??????

[romanoffshouse]

Y/N: What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?

Bucky: Knife to the throat

Natasha: Gun to the back

Tony: Poison in his cup

Y/N: You’re all horrible

[incorrect-thunderbolts-quotes]

Bucky: What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?

Ava: Knife to the throat?

Walker: Gun to the back?

Yelena: Poison in his cup?

Bob: You’re all horrible.

[5sospenguinqueen]

(Forbidden Forest)

Garreth: Fine but if Ashwinders kill us all, I'm going to get Ominis' ghost to teach my ghost parseltongue so I can annoy the hell out of your ghost by hissing in your ear for all eternity.

Sebastian: I'll just hire MC's ghost to kick your ghost's arse.

MC: My ghost won't be associating with your ghosts.

[emmikay]

Achilles: Okay, what do you think is the best way to steal a man's wallet?

Ajax the Greater: Punch in the jaw.

Menelaus: Knife to the throat.

Diomedes: Spear in the back.

Agamemnon: Order him to hand it over.

Odysseus, rolling his eyes: The easiest way to steal a man's wallet is to tell him you're gonna steal his watch.

[lesbicosmos]

edwin: you're better than books, charles

charles: let's not say things we don't mean, my love

[hollow-prior]

Lucy, to Lockwood: If we die, I'm going to get George's ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost.

Lockwood: I'll just hire Kipps' ghost to kick your ghost's ass.

Kipps: My ghost won't associate with your ghost.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Eli: you're better than books, dad. Stiles: let's not say things we don't mean, Eli.

[deadboyquotes]

Crystal: Somebody feed me something before I'm forced to cook one of you.

Edwin: Don’t be ridiculous.

Edwin: You don’t know how to cook.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: Always one step ahead, aren’t you, Reid?

Jonathan: McCullum, when it comes to you, I’d say I have a running start.

[military-newsboys]

Rooster: it was a calculated risk!! Mav: it was a cross-your-fingers- and-hope-for-the-best risk. believe me, I know the difference.

[thewrittenpodcast]

Peter: What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?

Yelena: knife to the throat

Bucky: gun to the back

Natasha: poison in his cup

Sam: you’re all horrible

[incorrect-thunderbolts-quotes]

Yelena: Do you know what Valentina’s problem is?

Alexei: No honor?

Ava: Rotten managerial skills?

John: Receding hairline?

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Sel: Keep Nicholas out of trouble.

William: Why me?

Sel: Your unlucky enough to be in my line of sight.

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Kol: Fine, but if Marcel kills us all, I'm going to get Elijah's ghost to teach my ghost how to play the piano, so I can annoy the hell of your ghost.

Klaus: I'll just hire Finn's ghost to kick your ghost's ass.

Finn: My ghost won't associate with your ghost .