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Fearne: From now on we'll be using code names, you can address me as Eagle One

Fearne: Chet, code name, Been There Done That

Fearne: Ashton is Currently Doing That.

Fearne: Imogen is It Happened Once in a Dream

Fearne: Laudna, code name, If I Had to Pick a Dead Person

Fearne: Orym is...Eagle Two

Orym: Oh, thank the Gods

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Laudna: I made an Ashton doll. Laudna: See? Their arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the other dolls for annoying him. Laudna: You like it? Ashton: *voice breaking* It’s fine.

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Orym: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk? Imogen: *sighing* Chet’s… Chetney: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die. Ashton: *wiping away a tear* Inspirational.

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Laudna: I have done nothing wrong. Ever. In my life.

Imogen: I know this and i love you.

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Dorian *holding a mic*: What do you want for winter's crest? FCG: Uhhhh, for me to be alive Chetney: I say a want a big booty hoe on my face Laudna: I just want my friend over there to have a great time cause she's been really sad lately. And you know? That's all I want. Dorian: What do you want for Winter's Crest? Orym: Uhhhh, world peace. Fearne: Dick. Dorian: What do you want for Winter's Crest? Ashton: Free weed! Imogen: Mental stability.

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Fearne: I have an idea. It's very uncool, but it's not illegal, technically. But it IS a dick move.

Ashton: I love it.

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Orym: Fearne, keep an eye on Ash today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.

Fearne: Sure, I’d love to see Ashton get punched.

Orym: Try again.

Fearne: I will stop Ashton from getting punched.

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Ashton: Why does everyone want to find meaning in their lives?

Ashton: What happened to just getting through the fucking day?

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Ashton: Who broke the coffee machine? I’m not mad, I just want to know.

FCG: I did, I broke it.

Ashton: No. No, you didn’t. Chet?

Chetney: Don’t look at me, look at Orym.

Orym: What? I didn’t break it.

Chetney: Huh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Orym: Because it’s standing right in front of us and it’s broken!

Chetney: Suspicious.

Orym: No, it’s not!

Fearne: If it matters, probably not, but Laudna was the last one to use it.

Laudna: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.

Fearne: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Laudna: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Fearne!

FCG: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Ashton.

Ashton: No! Who broke it?

Orym: Ash? Imogen has been awfully quiet…

Imogen: Really?

Orym: Yes! Really.

Imogen: Oh my god!

*everyone arguing*

Ashton: I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it.

Ashton: I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Ashton: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Ikaris: I have done nothing wrong. Ever. In my life.

Sprite: I know this and i love you.

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Ikaris: Your insolence goes to far.

Druig: Wrong! It can go a lot further.

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Ajak: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?

Ikaris: *sighing* Kingo’s…

Kingo: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.

Makkari: *wiping away a tear* Inspirational.

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Thena: Who broke the coffee machine? I’m not mad, I just want to know.

Sersi: I did it, I broke it.

Thena: No. No, you didn’t. Druig?

Druig: Don’t look at me, look at Phastos.

Phastos: What? I didn’t break it.

Druig: Huh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Phastos: Because it’s standing right in front of us and it’s broken!

Druig: Suspicious.

Phastos: No, it’s not!

Kingo: If it matters, probably not, but Sprite was the last one to use it.

Sprite: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.

Kingo: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Sprite: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Kingo!

Sersi: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Thena.

Thena: No! Who broke it?

Kingo: Thena? Makkari has been awfully quiet…

Makkari *signing*: Really? Oh my god!

*everyone arguing*

Thena: I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Thena: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Druig: Why does everyone assume the worst of me?

Kingo: It saves time.

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Kingo: Are you two, like, dating now?

Makkari: Yeah!

Druig: Yes, we are.

Kingo: Why?

Druig: I happen to find Makkari very appealing.

Kingo: Oh, I understand that. I’m trying to figure out what’s wrong in HER head.

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Druig: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...

Phastos: What happened?

Druig: I tried to let go of anger, and threw a rock into my foot.

Makkari: Then, he got more angry and kicked the rock with his other foot.

Phstos: *notices the tissue in Kingo's nostril* And what happened to you?

Kingo: Oh, I laughed so hard, I burst a blood vessel in my nose! It's fine!

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Tahani: So, I spoke to the owner of The Sun.

Jason: You spoke to God?!

Tahani: No, the newspaper.

Jason: Oh, right.