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Morgan: and once again, Morgan and Chuck save the day.

Casey: you didn’t do anything, it was all Chuck.

Morgan: we’re a package deal, everyone knows that.

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Casey: permission to jump in a chopper and blow something up?

Beckman: permission granted.

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Chuck: this may shock you, but not everyone here likes you.

Harry Tang: sounds ridiculous, but go on.

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Morgan: we are going to use impulse control, which is the practice of controlling one’s impulses. For instance I look down and see that roach there, and I tell myself, I can’t eat that.

Chuck: do I need to slap you in the face?

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Casey: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Chuck: Yes.

Casey: I was hula hooping. I attended a class both for fitness and for fun.

Chuck: Oh my god.

Casey: I mastered all of the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Chuck: Why are you telling me this?

Casey: Because no one will ever believe you.

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Chuck: We need your help.

Casey: Who are we killing? Now I won’t do kids. That’s a rule. But the rule is negotiable if the kids a dick.

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Chuck: Why would anyone be attracted to Daniel Shaw? He looks like a character from the CW.

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Chuck: Sarah got a job in suburban Ottawa. She wants me to retire from the spy life and go with her.

Morgan: Retire? We're supposed to die on the team together. You in a big explosion and me committing suicide at your funeral out of respect.

Chuck: I know.

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Anna: I think we should break up.

Morgan: [Coughing sob]

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Morgan: How come Sarah gets to use your car?

Casey: Because she brings it back.

Morgan: Oh, so now there are rules?

Casey: More just common courtesies.

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Ellie: I just felt sorry for you!

Chuck: Sorry for me? Why would anybody feel sorry for me?

Devon: Oh, lots of reasons.

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Casey: Let me just go on record as saying that I would never shoot a cat.

Chuck: I guess I can find some solace in that.

Casey: Unless it was approaching in a threatening manner, or refused to stop upon my command. I would probably just fire a warning shot to make my point, but it's actually a field decision I can't commit to at this juncture.

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Casey: You're not exactly a hardened criminal, are you?

Chuck: No, I'm not any kind of criminal.

Casey: What do you call computer hacking?

Chuck: A hobby. That I do not engage in.

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Chuck: The point is, sometimes, we screw things up for the better.

Sarah: That's a good motto. We should use that.

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